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Re: I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:58 am
by Styles Bitchly
LoopStationZebra wrote:I've also just squeaked out a very, very tiny little fart but FUCK that thing stinks. Just keeping you updated, man.
My money says you enjoyed baking in it...savoring every last molecule of exothermic stank...rustling the air feverishly with waving motions as if to hasten and shepherd the airborne mercaptans single-file towards an uncertain fate deep within the nasal olfactory sensors.
Re: I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 5:27 pm
by Forge.
the worst dreams are when you are with a beautiful woman and she rejects you. Not even being able to get laid in your dreams is a special kind of depressing.
Re: I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:55 pm
by TomViolenz
Forge. wrote:the worst dreams are when you are with a beautiful woman and she rejects you. Not even being able to get laid in your dreams is a special kind of depressing.
not quite
It's just as bad to get the girl, but just when it is about to happen.......you wake up
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Every single freaking time!
Re: I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:08 pm
by Rave
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Re: I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:49 am
by regretfullySaid
Styles Bitchly wrote:LoopStationZebra wrote:I've also just squeaked out a very, very tiny little fart but FUCK that thing stinks. Just keeping you updated, man.
My money says you enjoyed baking in it...savoring every last molecule of exothermic stank...rustling the air feverishly with waving motions as if to hasten and shepherd the airborne mercaptans single-file towards an uncertain fate deep within the nasal olfactory sensors.
That was fucking beautiful. It's like 'Tropic of LSZ'