how to politely tell someone to RTFM

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by mrdelurk » Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:24 pm

BoddAH wrote:
mrdelurk wrote:
BoddAH wrote:I don’t like reading.
Reading is for nerds.
/sarcasm
Can we get this as a video? :lol:
Is a picture OK too? :lol: ]
I can't read what it says. Say, what's that thing falling off the bird? :mrgreen:

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by TomViolenz » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:01 am

I always liked: Ride The Funky Monkey

It might have even been coinded here on the forums 8)

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by jlgrimes » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:00 pm

This program actually has a great manual which discusses this function you are asking about. Perhaps you should check it out. Look in chapter 7 btw.

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by pencilrocket » Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:24 am

don't tell someone to RTFM
ableton certified buttkisser will lose job.... :(

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:55 am

Ew
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:16 am

You may think that humans eating worms is reserved for reality television fare, but that is not necessarily so. The reality is that humans in almost 90 countries eat insects and worms. In the United States, most people would only consider eating worms as a survival tool when stranded in the great outdoors. But, renowned chef David George Gordon wants to change peoples’ minds regarding insects and bugs and features worm specialties he calls Superworm Tempura with Plum Dipping Sauce, Fried Green Tomato Hornworm and Alpha-Bait Soup in his book “The Eat-A-Bug Cookbook."
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:50 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjL ... u.be&t=203

Just switch 'clean' to 'READ' and 'car' to 'MANUAL'
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by beatz01 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:23 am

Having sex with women is for faggots !

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by Airyck » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:25 am

robertaplant68 wrote:
shadx312 wrote:You may think that humans eating worms is reserved for reality television fare, but that is not necessarily so. The reality is that humans in almost 90 countries eat insects and worms. In the United States, most people would only consider eating worms as a survival tool when stranded in the great outdoors. But, renowned chef David George Gordon wants to change peoples’ minds regarding insects and bugs and features worm specialties he calls Superworm Tempura with Plum Dipping Sauce, Fried Green Tomato Hornworm and Alpha-Bait Soup in his book “The Eat-A-Bug Cookbook."
If we are stranded in the U.S. great outdoors, we just call GrubHub. :-)

On topic: To the O.P., The 1:39 minute length of the video is just right. Not too long, not too short. :-)
In Colorado we actually have areas where grubhub does not deliver and mountain lions will eat you instead if you hold too still... Yea 95% of us are fat worthless wastes of space but you can die here if you get fat in the wrong place
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by Airyck » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:26 am

beatz01 wrote:Having sex with women is for faggots !
I'm not gay, I only have sex with straight guys...
Ableton Live 10 Suite / Push 2 / Max 8 /

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:36 am

In Colorado we actually have areas where grubhub does not deliver and mountain lions will eat you instead if you hold too still... Yea 95% of us are fat worthless wastes of space but you can die here if you get fat in the wrong place
That is awesome.
Airyck wrote:
beatz01 wrote:Having sex with women is for faggots !
I'm not gay, I only have sex with straight guys...
https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs?t=89
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by beatz01 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:38 am

Airyck wrote:I'm not gay, I only have sex with straight guys...
Zactly, in a manly way ,no homo !

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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:38 pm

What if you have sex with cigarettes or a bundle of sticks....don't they have rights?
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Re: how to politely tell someone to RTFM

Post by regretfullySaid » Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:11 pm

WHAT
WOULD
KARL
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