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Angstrom wrote:dont make me show those Hans Zimmer shots again .. that studio of his is the extremity of synth porn.
It wouldn't make me sleep with him though.


oh go on then

I can just see the look on Hans' face when he comes home one day and his squadron of studio engineers says "there's a ground loop causing one of these things to hum..." "Ok let's start unplugging everything then boys..."

Angstrom wrote:are you talking about synth pioneer Wendy Carlos of 'switched on Bach' fame?

search for that, you'll find her

Ohhh, poor Wendy, what made you think she was a man ?

telekom wrote:2 You would forget about sex completely in an attempt to use everything in the studio at once

you guys are sick ! You have to be inclined yourself to think she 's a shemale
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Talking about the gear : Come on ! she's got a few synths and a master keyboard, (less than what you got in your computer probably) if that's enough to put you off sex, maybe you shouldn't be so thankful with the guy who repaired your head

lmao

telekom wrote:

Angstrom wrote:dont make me show those Hans Zimmer shots again .. that studio of his is the extremity of synth porn.
It wouldn't make me sleep with him though.


oh go on then

I can just see the look on Hans' face when he comes home one day and his squadron of studio engineers says "there's a ground loop causing one of these things to hum..." "Ok let's start unplugging everything then boys..."

I can't help but wonder where the patch cables are? I mean, a 58 osc. Roland system without a single patchcable is just very very very expensive wall paper, isn't it?

Machinate wrote:

telekom wrote:

Angstrom wrote:dont make me show those Hans Zimmer shots again .. that studio of his is the extremity of synth porn.
It wouldn't make me sleep with him though.


oh go on then

I can just see the look on Hans' face when he comes home one day and his squadron of studio engineers says "there's a ground loop causing one of these things to hum..." "Ok let's start unplugging everything then boys..."

I can't help but wonder where the patch cables are? I mean, a 58 osc. Roland system without a single patchcable is just very very very expensive wall paper, isn't it?

I am telling its all Logic and that thing is just a part of big pissing contest for his buddies in LA who are also gear whores.

Chris J wrote:

telekom wrote:2 You would forget about sex completely in an attempt to use everything in the studio at once

you guys are sick ! You have to be inclined yourself to think she 's a shemale

Yes, how did that rumour come about? She looks pretty hot and seems very smart, even enlightened.

Who here would would have sex with herhim?

All I know is this ... where are her tracks? With all that gear ... there should be loads of shit out there with her name on it.

forge wrote:

puRe wrote:http://www.cikira.com/

it has to be her...

:lol: yeah it was that one....

SHE is most definately NOT a man and never has been a MAN.
Also was very dear and close friend of Bob Moog's I might add and was once married to Mike Peak of analog modular fame.
So yeah give the woman a fucking break would you.

Chris J wrote:

Angstrom wrote:are you talking about synth pioneer Wendy Carlos of 'switched on Bach' fame?

search for that, you'll find her

Ohhh, poor Wendy, what made you think she was a man ?

- People need to grow up around here honestly.

she needs to work in my studio

FaX-01 wrote:

Chris J wrote:

Angstrom wrote:are you talking about synth pioneer Wendy Carlos of 'switched on Bach' fame?

search for that, you'll find her

Ohhh, poor Wendy, what made you think she was a man ?

- People need to grow up around here honestly.

I'm completely unable to process who is and isn't taking the piss here.

Everyone is aware that Wendy was previously Walter Carlos aren't they?
It isn't any kind of secret, I doubt Wendy would deny it.

As for the other woman, I very very much doubt she was or is a man, she addresses the question directly and unprompted on her site. God knows where that rumor came up, does it have any basis whatsoever?

Not that this has any bearing on anything - unless you are a transexual looking for role models. In which case Wendy might be the more apt option.

Angstrom wrote:As for the other woman, I very very much doubt she was or is a man, she addresses the question directly and unprompted on her site. God knows where that rumor came up, does it have any basis whatsoever?

honestly, I think there are many reasons why that thought arises.
Firstly, I think the site is way OTT in its fixation on *her*. It looks like she's trying to hard, you know?
Secondly: The gear-hoarding and overly techy approach. That's a guy thing, man.
Ooh, and she does go a little crazy with the eye-liner