But I dream about moving down under one day. It seems like such a wonderful place to go to escape the growing political repression here in america! You must help me get in, otherwise one day the secret police will come and take me away! We have four cats but we never let them leave the house, I swear!!! Oh dear, it's now tomorrow in Melbourne...... or is it still this morning......... so will you read this when you wake up yesterday?
If I leave now and travel on a fast enough plane will I get there before I left?
If you wont have me than perhaps I shall try New Zealand!