Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:36 am
nah man.
havent you heard one laptop is sooo last week. its whack [as they say over the pond]. the only way to stand out from the crowd now is to use two laptops. thats the way to be really ahead of the game. if you have two you must be either
a. really, really talented [because only women and supterstar djs can multi task].
or
b. really, really, really cool [because only superstar djs have enough disposable income to spend on two powerbooks].
dont you know man its not about how well you use your tools its the size of your tool box that counts. all these kids with one laptop pah. two is the way to go. then you can really capture the crowds imagination.
"two laptops... ahhh. hes awesome to watch. i wonder what screen saver he uses"
next week see superstar cliche perform on three laptops - turntablist style.
hold on, no
"laptopilists" style.
you heard it here first!
havent you heard one laptop is sooo last week. its whack [as they say over the pond]. the only way to stand out from the crowd now is to use two laptops. thats the way to be really ahead of the game. if you have two you must be either
a. really, really talented [because only women and supterstar djs can multi task].
or
b. really, really, really cool [because only superstar djs have enough disposable income to spend on two powerbooks].
dont you know man its not about how well you use your tools its the size of your tool box that counts. all these kids with one laptop pah. two is the way to go. then you can really capture the crowds imagination.
"two laptops... ahhh. hes awesome to watch. i wonder what screen saver he uses"
next week see superstar cliche perform on three laptops - turntablist style.
hold on, no
"laptopilists" style.
you heard it here first!