Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:51 pm
Scientologycomputo wrote:dont worry, you're worried about religious backlash...
what religion are the aliens a part of?
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OT: The Birth of Christ
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:51 pm
The power of Xenu compels you!hoffman2k wrote:Scientologycomputo wrote:dont worry, you're worried about religious backlash...
what religion are the aliens a part of?
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:57 pm
Ok, which religion has Jesus being watched by aliens?
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:38 pm
i know jesus was dark skinned but i chose my western artisitic liscense and went with the gringo jesus, he is actuaslly supposed to be transparent jesus
hard to compete though with kung fu's jesus ( hey-zeus )
it is not a motion blur though,
an old painting was scanned then a radial blur was performed to achieve the look. the image of christ actually appeared on its own, i simply went in and enhanced it. i am not into christ worship at all. i do believe that the angels and aliens were all tied together, the same beings that genetically sprung us forth from the monkey body to the speaking flying computer building monkey body were also responsible for putting christ here, a genetic pure bread that, with assistance could perform amazing stunts and would teach the talking monkeys the right way to live, either that or he was just some enlightened advanced thinking dude for his time that had some wild beliefs that made a lot of noise. who knows, who cares.
thanks for the input.
peace
ddas
hard to compete though with kung fu's jesus ( hey-zeus )
it is not a motion blur though,
an old painting was scanned then a radial blur was performed to achieve the look. the image of christ actually appeared on its own, i simply went in and enhanced it. i am not into christ worship at all. i do believe that the angels and aliens were all tied together, the same beings that genetically sprung us forth from the monkey body to the speaking flying computer building monkey body were also responsible for putting christ here, a genetic pure bread that, with assistance could perform amazing stunts and would teach the talking monkeys the right way to live, either that or he was just some enlightened advanced thinking dude for his time that had some wild beliefs that made a lot of noise. who knows, who cares.
thanks for the input.
peace
ddas
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:51 pm
Aaahhh! Now I see the light! Thank Brian!D DAS wrote:i know jesus was dark skinned but i chose my western artisitic liscense and went with the gringo jesus, he is actuaslly supposed to be transparent jesus
hard to compete though with kung fu's jesus ( hey-zeus )
it is not a motion blur though,
an old painting was scanned then a radial blur was performed to achieve the look. the image of christ actually appeared on its own, i simply went in and enhanced it. i am not into christ worship at all. i do believe that the angels and aliens were all tied together, the same beings that genetically sprung us forth from the monkey body to the speaking flying computer building monkey body were also responsible for putting christ here, a genetic pure bread that, with assistance could perform amazing stunts and would teach the talking monkeys the right way to live, either that or he was just some enlightened advanced thinking dude for his time that had some wild beliefs that made a lot of noise. who knows, who cares.
thanks for the input.
peace
ddas
mmm...pure bread!
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:56 pm
Care for some wine and fish?cashman wrote:mmm...pure bread!
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:03 pm
But..but..there isn't enough to go around. Whatever shall we do?DeadlyKungFu wrote:Care for some wine and fish?cashman wrote:mmm...pure bread!
Break out the spin doctors!
No-one will dispute us if we kill them eventually!
Huzzah!
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:09 pm
Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:28 pm
'God!' I mean 'gosh!' 
That is cool.
I should've enjoyed my time on Sundays instead of falling asleep.
That is cool.
I should've enjoyed my time on Sundays instead of falling asleep.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:09 pm
gigglecashman wrote:Elijah Muhammed was white!funk313 wrote:John Wayne was blackM. Bréqs wrote: Naw, he was more likely light brown.
..mohammed was...naw maan aint gonna start no worldwide riot!!!
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:50 am
^^^cashman wrote:'God!' I mean 'gosh!'
That is cool.
I should've enjoyed my time on Sundays instead of falling asleep.
that is precious!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:38 pm
buddy christ.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:49 pm
That does bear any eerie resemblance to Mick Fleetwood, the drummer in Fleetwood Mac.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:52 pm
...with a mullet.leedsquietman wrote:That does bear any eerie resemblance to Mick Fleetwood, the drummer in Fleetwood Mac.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:54 pm
Such a picture should just be a huge pile of corpses in an ocean of blood - all the millions that have pointlessly died fighting on one side or another in the name of some friggin religion...