Ableton Forum

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:12 pm**

It's obvious why and how I have over 39 trillion posts

Look, it's ball chin boy...
Hey, chin ball boy...
It's chin ball

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:23 pm**

Austen Powers wrote:You obviously have no life and nothing better to do with your time. No one except equally sad cases is interested in your OT viewpoints. You need to get out more or at least use your time more productively.
What also amuses me is that whenever Robert Henke makes a post here, many of you act like he is your best friend and that the post is solely directed at you as an individual. This forum doesn't even have a decent tech help anymore. Just these stupid OT discussions where people spout off the most useless crap. It is getting ridiculous. I couldn't think of a worse hell than being stuck in eternity with a bunch of opinionated Ableton forum members regurgitating useless, meaningless drivel.

There. I have done my good deed for the day. I feel I will have achieved something if I have discouraged even just one of you to stop posting your OT opinionated crap. And yeah, I know my post is also drivel, but at least there is a point to my drivel!!!!!!!

Well Mr. Powers, nice rant. Know that you have not discouraged anyone from OT threads that you seem to enjoy. You certainly have perpetuated more OT's. Have you learned nothing from gwb's war on terror. Nothing is sadder than guessing that your post readers are sadder than you. Misery loves (perceived) company is most true in your case and It appears you have reached a get a life post count in just one.

The only point to your drivel is that Austen is unhappy and is reaching out to those who might be helpful. A few live posters may actually do that. Best of luck.

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:28 pm**

I'm srsly hurt

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm**

Yeah, I just turned 500 this week. And to think I was ok last saturday...

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:33 pm**

3047 and counting

Hey there chinball boy!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:43 pm**

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins with more than 500 posts, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austen Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:47 pm**

yep, fortunecity is pretty badass

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:50 pm**

hey man, some people really have no life

do you really think that there is a place to go and talk tech and politics way up in the arctic?

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:15 pm**

I'm crying now.

boo hoo hoo

to everyone with less than 500 posts who have been signed up over 2 years, you guys seriously need to get yourselves a boring day job!
watch that cool-o-meter climb while you dodge the duller tasks in life

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:26 pm**

"arctic ranger" sounds like the title of a porn flick

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:07 pm**

I wonder what his real forum name is.

Like for when he comes to get answers to his questions about Live, and not when he's telling us what losers we are.

To bad he had to hide his identity to tell us off.

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:15 pm**

glitchrock-buddha wrote:I wonder what his real forum name is.

Like for when he comes to get answers to his questions about Live, and not when he's telling us what losers we are.

To bad he had to hide his identity to tell us off.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the caption under the picture in the folksonomy entry 'having no life'

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:30 pm**

shouldn't it be err_austen_powers?

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:31 pm**

Yes, and anybody with more than 48 posts is a looooooooooooser!

Must--resist--any--further--posts.

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:02 pm**

Doh! I take that back, anybody with more than 50 posts is a loooooooooooooser.

Must continue to resist urge to ever post here again.

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