Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:30 pm
You're darn tootin' it is...Tone Deft wrote:"gayest forum on the web".
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:31 pm
You know the Jim Croce lyric "You don't tug on Superman's cape."?
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:47 pm
actually costa rica.5 more days and im out.nebulae wrote:Now I know why you're going to South America. You perv.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:36 am
yeh gay is the way shit loads of hot tips and links from my gay mates
yeh so who has the tightest arse here
pm mercy for hot bun pro love
JIZ
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:39 am
you need a reduction job or enhancement there whatever takes your fancynebulae wrote:You're darn tootin' it is...Tone Deft wrote:"gayest forum on the web".
thats nearly a set of paps you got there
i could do a homer on you for twenty quid and some brown love
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:17 am
Always remember:
It's not gay unless the balls touch.
It's not gay unless the balls touch.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:42 am
All I can think about when reading these sort of threads here, is we're most closely related to the bonobo, read the wiki on them, skip to the part on sexual social behavior. I was dying laughing after reading this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:51 am
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:54 am
timothyallan wrote:My wife works at an art gallery... I've learned that you have to
a. Start losing weight
b. Wear tight jeans
c. Wave your hands all limp wrist like
Most importantly:
d. Replace "S" with "TH" in your vocabulary, I like to call it a Gay De-Esser.
Why do yo CUNT BAGS always fucking stereotype like that for fucks sake !!!!!!
I don't wear tight jeans.
I don't lisp or wrist flap either.
I don't like slim men or young men for that matter.
All the gay guys I know are like fucking tradesmen, carpenters, security guards, offset printers, labourers and blue collar workers.
An no they aren't gay scene leather clad homo humping sex fiends either.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:01 am
Daddy dont like it but mommy still wonders, sweet boy
But youre allowed to try it and I point no fingers
Sweet boy, but Im still wonderin what it means, boy
You hold your wrist so limply
You dont have to camp around
Save all your money, go confess on sunday, sweet boy
And you get your copy of honey,
Back on the street by monday
Sweet boy, but tell me where does that leave me, boy
Save the satin undies, dont pluck out your eyebrows
Stow the mincey lisping, you dont have to camp around
.lm.
But youre allowed to try it and I point no fingers
Sweet boy, but Im still wonderin what it means, boy
You hold your wrist so limply
You dont have to camp around
Save all your money, go confess on sunday, sweet boy
And you get your copy of honey,
Back on the street by monday
Sweet boy, but tell me where does that leave me, boy
Save the satin undies, dont pluck out your eyebrows
Stow the mincey lisping, you dont have to camp around
.lm.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:27 am
FaX-01 wrote:
Why do yo CUNT BAGS always fucking stereotype like that for fucks sake !!!!!!
You're absolutely right. Stereotyping like that is totally ghey.
Man, that's a whole lot of copulatin' and fornicatin' ! I salute your stamina. Viva les gays!FaX-01 wrote:Guys I know are like fucking tradesmen, carpenters, security guards, offset printers, labourers and blue collar workers.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:39 am
Because they're stupid monkeys. See my link above!FaX-01 wrote:Why do yo CUNT BAGS always fucking stereotype like that for fucks sake !!!!!!
A friend of mine is bisexual, he's married to a woman now, so he doesn't fuck around on her. He was painting a bridge a while ago, and industrial painters are all animals, beer for breakfast, and the like. They were riding back from a job when he got a pissed off at them for talking shit about gays for hours on end, finally breaking down, saying, "you can just shut the fuck up about gays right now because the only thing I like better than sucking dick is kicking ass!" They did, dude was serious, he likes to fight, and he wins.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:05 am
So your friend likes to suck dick, kick ass, fuck that ass, and paint bridges. And he's married. And he's bi-sexual.
Just making sure I got it all straight.
And just to make sure we don't stereotype anyone, I want to make sure all the beer-for-breakfast-animal-industrial-painters on this forum voice their opinion and set the record straight.
Just making sure I got it all straight.
And just to make sure we don't stereotype anyone, I want to make sure all the beer-for-breakfast-animal-industrial-painters on this forum voice their opinion and set the record straight.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:10 am
I was going to reply to that and I just realized it's friday night and you're two hours ahead of me....nebulae wrote:So your friend likes to suck dick, kick ass, fuck that ass, and paint bridges. And he's married. And he's bi-sexual.
Just making sure I got it all straight.
And just to make sure we don't stereotype anyone, I want to make sure all the beer-for-breakfast-animal-industrial-painters on this forum voice their opinion and set the record straight.
Anyway I'm supposed to be working on music.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:13 am
Yeah, good point. Let's get back to music. MercyPlease is the only real out of the closet gay man here, so I'm gonna write the best gayest disco song I can, just for my friend from manchester.