Should I Shave My Testicles?

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Should I Shave My Goolies?

Yes
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No
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Post by Shoma » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:52 pm

Just do it

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Post by ethios4 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:59 pm

and whats the advantage of a slick sack?

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Post by Sales Dude McBoob » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:02 pm

So far it's looking like a landslide victory for the blade.

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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:07 pm

ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?
have you ever seen a porn?

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Post by mikemc » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:10 pm

ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?
reduces singe potential when you light your farts.

note that this statement does not constitute an endorsement of the dangerous practice of flatulence ignition, nor of any particular type of tonsorial activity with respect to scrotal grooming,it is just an observation given the question as it stands, per se
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Post by ethios4 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:18 pm

nebulae wrote:
ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?
have you ever seen a porn?
Yeah, but I'm not looking at the dude's yarbles when I'm watching! No, I've analsyed the scrotums of hundreds of porn actors and still I dont get the advantage that would outweigh the itchiness of a shaved beansack. Or does the itchiness get better?

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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:25 pm

ethios4 wrote:
nebulae wrote:
ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?
have you ever seen a porn?
Yeah, but I'm not looking at the dude's yarbles when I'm watching! No, I've analsyed the scrotums of hundreds of porn actors and still I dont get the advantage that would outweigh the itchiness of a shaved beansack. Or does the itchiness get better?
If you get it waxed, then the itchiness is much less during growback. There's a men's grooming shop in Dallas that does "manscaping". I've looked into it, but haven't quite pulled the trigger yet.

As for if it's better, women have said it's smoother, feels better, and is definitely more pleasant during oral intercourse. I'm sure men say the same thing, but I don't focus on that part as much as Tone Deft does.

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Post by kennerb » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:34 pm

ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?
It smells a lot less like burnt hair when you hold your gems over a candle.
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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:40 pm

How can you not see the benefits of these?

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Post by digitalex » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:21 pm

well if you're real hairy, it's kind of weird to just stop at the nads..you're gonna have to do the balloon knot too. good luck.
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Post by Shoma » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:31 pm

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Oops sorry wrong topic

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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:37 pm

lol, that was great, shoma

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Post by mike holiday » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:48 pm

there is no option for waxing your testicles as opposed to shaving them
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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:51 pm

mike holiday wrote:there is no option for waxing your testicles as opposed to shaving them
I'll quote the venerable Captain Jack Sparrow..."Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

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Post by Shoma » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:56 pm

I have always wondered why do they wear those warm clothes made for cold Europe at the Caribbeans....

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