Best way to sneak alcohol and weed on a cruise?

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:46 am

Re: Best way to sneak alcohol and weed on a cruise?

1. Give the alcohol and weed to Katie to consume.

2. Breast feed.

Suri will never suspect a thing! Never!!

LRC · Post by **LRC** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:06 am

it's a bit messy, but seal it in an air tight bag (as mentioned previously), tie some string around it then put it in a half full shampoo bottle (with the string just hanging out for easy access). absolutely no problems with smell AND you get fuller, thicker, healthier looking air passages. can't lose.

lesterdiamond · Post by **lesterdiamond** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:13 pm

LRC wrote:it's a bit messy, but seal it in an air tight bag (as mentioned previously), tie some string around it then put it in a half full shampoo bottle (with the string just hanging out for easy access). absolutely no problems with smell AND you get fuller, thicker, healthier looking air passages. can't lose.

that is a good one, prolly the best.

I don't think you need to go digging through your feces for a cruise smugg'ln, unless you want to pay for the cruise while you are on the boat

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:03 pm

The real issue is actually smoking it on the cruise, you'd be surprised at how little privacy you'll have for stuff like that. evne if you have a room with a balcony, the people all around you will be able to smell it too.

jb61264 · Post by **jb61264** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:49 pm

I've never been on a cruise before...do they really have drug sniffing dogs and such checking everything when you get on and get off the ship?

lesterdiamond · Post by **lesterdiamond** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:06 pm

Yo! You can make ganja butter or something, brownies maybe. Its not the same as smoking but you'll still get your Tetrahydracannibinol.

(Makes it sound legal, like some pharmasuitical babylon drug.)

Not sure if they allow food on there.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:42 pm

Yeah, butter would be the best way for sure.

M. Bréqs · Post by **M. Bréqs** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:02 pm

kabuki wrote:Just got back from a cruise TODAY. Good luck with that. Not worth it IMO. $1400 down the tubes if you get caught. Shit. If you need to get stoned to have fun, you might as well stay home, cuz being on a boat won't do you any good.

If they don't catch you leaving with it, the drug dogs are gonna harsh you mellow coming back home.

Man, do what Kabuki suggests... Seriously, if you can't enjoy a cruise without weed, (it's what, maybe ten or twelve days tops?) then you should really check your reasons for going on a cruise...