How Should I cut my Hair for my Mastering session tomorrow?

Coupe70 · Post by **Coupe70** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:29 am

i think it is not important to impress the mastering engineer, but
to be able to hear as many details as you can while mastering.
so your haircut should follow the laws of waveguide technology.
like this:

Smashed Hat · Post by **Smashed Hat** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:06 am

I'd personally recommend a footballers perm as worn by Kevin Keegan:

The "bouffant" nature of this haircut can help with the acoustics of your studio and eliminate standing bass waves.

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:23 am

What happened to EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil? Has he lost EvilEvil, or what??? Divorced, maybe?

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:25 am

I hate people that have this issue.....

christ, I haven't had "hair" since ....well.....high school........

damn, that was a long time ago.........

blaugruen7 · Post by **blaugruen7** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:28 am

that would do it.

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:34 am

ok........please stop the photos..........it's just making me sick!

btw.......how many of the "hair" dudes in this thread have wigs........um.....now THAT'S a poll!

lunabass · Post by **lunabass** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:47 am

the hair all over body approach is always best.
that sword should cut through the mix too

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:59 am

hair on body (shit, have enough of that)

Sword should cut through mix (priceless)

continuous · Post by **continuous** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:16 pm

lunabass wrote:that sword should cut through the mix too

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:37 pm

A very large and sharp open-blade razor, done in one horizontal swipe, aimed between your chin and shoulders from the front...

EvilEvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvilEvil** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:18 pm

OK ...so i follow your advisory and I got about 1 inch shortened from my hair. I still getting used to the look but I think it will enhance my production by at least 13 times.

the mastering engineer was a very friendly and she had a HUGE mastering console with many knobs and buttons. she pay some notice to my haircut but when she heard the trance music she mastured it really well. i asked her about using the aural exciter in logic but i left my dongle in the car last night. I let her use my mutant instaed. it was delightful.

thanks you all for helping me. I now need to make the artwork for my hip-hop album. I think of bundling the CD with Vinyl and 1 mutant per forum user for tower record purchases.

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:29 pm

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:41 pm

forge wrote:dont cut your hair!

Hair are your aerials man, they pick up signals from the cosmos

LOL Oh man that is awesome! Where did you find my picture?

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:21 pm

he he

if you havent seen "withnail and I" that guy is "danny" from the movie - go and find it at once, it's one of the best films ever made

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:38 pm

Sweet! It's in my queue!