getting signed to EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil records

EvilEvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvilEvil** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:44 am

i will be the first artist signed to EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil recordss. i just found out and am so happy about it. we will press my 12-inch in international counties. all of the tracks featuring at least 7 mutants and counting.

please subit more works to our music factory. we have reviewing the tops hits and many use amplfied arppagregators and the saturator VST plugin by ableton himself! so keep sending and we will sponsor the VST tour for you.

dpel · Post by **dpel** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:01 am

<spraying coffee out of my nose>

this is the best forum topic ever created!

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:09 am

I have been told by a competing record label that you let anyone press your 12-inch... is this correct?

EvilEvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvilEvil** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:49 am

the ableton man will be over today to process everyone's 12 inch through the mutant.

please meeting this crieria:

you must have the saturator VST by the ableton
the composition must have black key arpaggregation
the composition piano will be saturated using the best dj controller for trance
only craft glue - no carpenter glue or industrial epoxy

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:57 am

Will you consider 12 inch compositions in English?

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:56 pm

brightonalex wrote:Will you consider 12 inch compositions in English?

evilevilevil will accept 12"ers in anywhere.

3dot... · Post by **3dot...** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:59 pm

please send me also a demo for the saturator as the master of your label I will be very glad to help with that...

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:04 pm

I make a new kind of trance, black hole trance. There is no need to use ANY of the keys black or white as the purpose is an antithesis of sound waves......

Utter silence at 143 bpm (although much resonance and cutoff filter automation). Makes infected mushroom sound like barry manalow, and will never fatigue you with 4 on the floor kicks as there is nothing to hear.

Can I get signed?

TITBAG · Post by **TITBAG** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:40 pm

i am sending you a stool sample via UPS

scientist · Post by **scientist** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:55 pm

i am sending you a table sample via esp

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:28 pm

I'd ask to be on your label and submit a demo, but I'd rather rip your eyelids off with a rusty pair of pliers.

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:43 pm

wait a second... did you master the cover art?

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:55 pm

I just pressed my first MP3 and decoded it with a lemur jazz

this is what any true evil label wants to process through the saturator vst

but, again I tried to use the chord plug in ran through a Monomone 47 but the white keys were applied with delay and this put the black keys on a number 53 swing - blah

I will be on this label and all the top jocks from Carl Cox and Fergie (The singer) are rocking the Evil label at all the hippie jam fests this summer

may the lord bless your family evil - I love you

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ChiDJ · Post by **ChiDJ** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:02 pm

It has just come to my attention through various "inside sources" that EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil is actually Timbaland.

DO NOT Send him anything. This label is another well executed scam to steal your ideas.

(I was suspicious right away when I noticed the racial under tones of his requests) -- No white keys??? WTF????

digitalex · Post by **digitalex** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:55 am

if i dither my mutant, can it join the label or should it be more trancy? it's played with the black accordian keys, predator bagpipes and 41 floating bits