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Suggestions are very welcomed
- Get a really hot chick to co-host so you can keep it REAL. You can't have hot music without hot chicks.
- Shoot in really touristy areas of the US because that's where the real undergound innovations are happening.
- Be sure to be shouting in every shot, people love that
- Three words. Girls Gone Wild.


What DJS would you like to see?
- Tiesto
- Oakenfold
- Tiesto
- Moby
- Tiesto
- Tommy Lee, he was in Poison, he's got cred
- Tiesto
- Paris Hilton, she doesn't DJ but that's hot
- Tiesto
- That chick who spins topless, that's awesome dude!!
- DJ Adonis - this dude is blowing up mad hot in Seattle.


What DJ topics would you like covered?
- Hair products
- Clothes
- Where to find the hottest Fergy remixes
- How do I get the crowd to notice ME?
- Hand pumping gestures
- How do I connect my mp3 player to the PA while I get jiggy on the decks
- What does 'four on the floor' mean?
- How do I get coke out of record grooves?

you spelled 'psycho' incorrectly you drug-addled halfwit.

this 'project' represents everything that is wrong with the world of the DJ.

ageing bald gurners strung out on coke letching at brainless bimbos whilst some tight-shirted nancy boy uses the filter on a Xone for the millionth time, imagining that he is creating a huge euphoria for the uplifted masses

grow up you retarded cretins, go and get a proper job

Here is a few more suggestions...

Best places to buy cheap blow...

How do you find the right girl that will let you do rails off of her ass?

What's are the best steroids to take so that if I feel intimidated I can beat the shit out of some poor soul for no apparent reason?

DJ PSYCOSMILEY wrote:Check out the trailer of the up coming show and look for me in the JULY ISSUE of L.A. DIRECT.

I'd sooner shit my own pants, frankly.

corygilbert wrote:DJ Attack

Ass and Titties

man I was drunk.....
oops, no I really meant this guy http://www.djattack.net/

Just to let everyone know...the show isn't anything like the trailer portrays...we shot on a budget and on limited time. I know it projects a certain feel but that's NOT the message I want conveyed.

I am here though to promote the DJ community, electronic music lovers, to educate the newbies who want to learn about the art & skill of DJing, to show the world what it takes to make it in this profession and to bring you closer to your favorite DJS while featuring all you badd ass DJS who need exposure out there. I will not novelize the DJ or my own profession, but am here to elevate the DJ to unite more people to the many genres of electronic music. We will not only be in the U.S. but will be in Europe, Asia, Australia...you name it and we will be there.

I've worked hard and long on this idea and want the support of my fellow DJS and producers. To "ME" it's all about the music and the many scenes going on in the world. Give the concept time to evolve and the chance to see what the DJ and electronic music is going to do for the world.

Peace & Breakbeatz
DJ Psycosmiley
Great DJS of the World Television & Publishing L.L.C. (C)
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Great DJing starts at home, not at the Vegas/Miami clubs.

Beatmatching, beat juggling, learning the names of the scratches, record selection, practice, practice, practice, learn FX, learn your tools, self promotion, ass kissing, late nights with day jobs, setup, tear down, asshole bar owners, chicks bumping the table, EQing for bad sound systems, needle selection, how to keep your shit from being stolen, free drinks, getting a drink while you're mixing, keeping people out of the booth...

I REALLY doubt the plastic party girlies want to sit through a video like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz266TU ... ed&search= <-- brilliant video


Thanks for your chill attitude while we have some fun at your expense.

Ummmm...I'm really trying not to be negative, but that video was seriously painful to watch. I suppose if you're going for an E! channel audience you'll be ok, but otherwise you may have some trouble.

Based on your concept description the show sounds cool, based on the clip it needs some work. I would recommend staying away from the popular clubs. Places like the major clubs is Vegas are nothing short of horrible. Look for places that have a real vibe as DJs tend to play much more interesting sets.

Good luck with your project!

Tone Deft wrote:I REALLY doubt the plastic party girlies want to sit through a video like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz266TU ... ed&search= <-- brilliant video

I'd watch it though! Awesome!

Yeah, that video was the dumbest thing ever in the history of the world. Nice train wreck around 40 seconds, right before the shot of Tommy Lee of Motley Crue Djing with an Oxygen 8. Now don't get me wrong, he's definitely one of the most hardworking jocks ever, I mean the guy is true to it ya know, been all about it since Shout at the Devil.

This whole thread is some sort of trick. If it's not then I suggest you take your skanky little contest and shove it into your plastic turd hole.

No disrespect of course.

Wow I want the 2:08 min of my life back after watching that video... Though I was intrigued by how talented that blonde bimbo was in the video... She was able to spin records with her stillettos now that is talent...

cosmosuave wrote:Though I was intrigued by how talented that blonde bimbo

What do you have against blonde bimbos? I thought you said you were a blonde bimbo, no?



DJ PsychoDude - Change the show to "How to pick up drunk chicks at the clubs" that would get ratings. 3 dudes go to a club, pick their chicks, and have to get them outside the club before 2am. Bonus points for twins, getting a girl to buy them a drink and dancing without biting their lip.

Instructional videos on DJing, I don't think that's the bling bling idea you had in mind getting a job that pays you to travel and party.