Christs's Sake Ableton, CLEAN YOUR FORUM UP.......

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:28 am

smutek wrote:

what ever happened to Paul Dianno (I think) the vocalist who sang on the first two maiden albums....charlotte the harlot, Iron maiden, and other great hits. The best maiden ever Imo

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:03 am

Christ WTF is this poll asking us????

p.s. I HATE Iron Maiden.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:03 am

I had to reaaaaaaaly quickly close the browser when said gaping vagina all of a sudden appeared on my work computer. Pheeeeeeew that nobody was around to catch a glimpse of the ol gaper.

Who will clean up the forums??

Who controls the bots that post the pictures??

Where can you find more of these pictures???

Find out next thread in the "Mystery of the Ableton Gaper Caper!"

tricil · Post by **tricil** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:04 am

i miss babelton!!!!!!!!

there was this one pic on there that.... well, it was the guy's girlfriend.

but still.

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:25 am

I, for one, am sick of gaping vaginas. If I see one more gaping vagina I'm changing to fruity loops.

What do we want?
No more gaping vaginas!
When do we want them?
Never!

substance_g · Post by **substance_g** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:42 am

the_planet wrote:...Because I lurk these (and other) forums for at least 8-10 hours per week, I have the opportunity to do my job thoroughly.

Thank you for your consideration! I hope to be elected and look forward to the opportunity to be the official Ableton Forum Janitor!

8-10 hours per week! Lightweight! 8-10 hours per day is minimum qualification.

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:19 pm

brightonalex wrote:I, for one, am sick of gaping vaginas. If I see one more gaping vagina I'm changing to fruity loops.

What do we want?
No more gaping vaginas!
When do we want them?
Never!

They are just a reflection of the cosmos

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070823/sc_ ... 0NM2CzvtEF

the girl next door · Post by **the girl next door** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:06 pm

Machinesworking wrote:IRON MAIDEN RULES!!!

+1

the girl next door · Post by **the girl next door** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:09 pm

aisling wrote:
smutek wrote:White man came....

Across the sea......

He brought us pain and misery........
I ran to the hills!

Has "Charlotte the Harlot" a gaping vagina??
.............................................................
Phantom of the Opera...Best maiden song EVER

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:38 pm

smutek wrote:heh...

scroll down, titled "extra porn pics for you" or some such. Don't click the pic if you are running windows, .exe attached.

it's funny that you know that!

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:35 pm

I had to do it. But it was a worthwhile sacrifice, I finally figured out who is doing this to our forum.

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:36 pm

I wasn't going to put this out there publicly, but it's Sven Vath. He's the spam bot.

I'm sure all of you are as disappointed as I.

Mesmer · Post by **Mesmer** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:53 pm

brightonalex wrote:I, for one, am sick of gaping vaginas. If I see one more gaping vagina I'm changing to fruity loops.

What do we want?
No more gaping vaginas!
When do we want them?
Never!

Now, now, eeeaasy there cowboy;
relax, it's just spam.

A captcha should take care of 75% of it ... is it coded yet?
remember the newsletter, they keep seeking web developers...
just saying..
-h

motormouth · Post by **motormouth** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:01 pm

who cares, don't take this forum so seriously, go outside and get some sun, go have a few beers, stop whining. I'm sure if they feel like it they will clean it up, they know what's going on here.

BTW have you seen the internet lately???

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:03 pm

aisling wrote:
smutek wrote:
what ever happened to Paul Dianno (I think) the vocalist who sang on the first two maiden albums....charlotte the harlot, Iron maiden, and other great hits. The best maiden ever Imo

He formed a band called Killers in the 90's

http://www.pauldianno.com/killers.shtml

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