Ear Rape Contest!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:23 pm

First of all, Andreas, the idea is to make it BAD, not Interesting.

Second, this is what most of the deathmatches sound like. (except mine, which sounds like ghey eurotarnce)

Jaan · Post by **Jaan** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:30 pm

Machinate wrote:Mine starts out annoying by sampling.... drum roll... the Live click!

Gets sort of break-corey at the end. Extra points if you spot the Jon Stewart audience sample, too.

http://covops.dreamhosters.com/dropbox/SPEEDOS.mp3

That sounds cool! I really like that actually! now THAT's experimental! great work. I truly enjoyed that, though it does get a tad bit annoying.

Brkhlk · Post by **Brkhlk** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:47 pm

i'd say samples from silbereisen, beats from speedos.

nothing beats a propa folkmusic/breakcore mashup.

eisnein · Post by **eisnein** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:00 pm

ok here is my friend's entry-

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/worstsongever1.mp3

mine is on the way.

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:03 pm

eisnein wrote:ok here is my friend's entry-

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/worstsongever1.mp3

mine is on the way.

Lol @ 909-kick roll. That was awesome!

stonee · Post by **stonee** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:07 pm

Jaan wrote:
Machinate wrote:Mine starts out annoying by sampling.... drum roll... the Live click!

Gets sort of break-corey at the end. Extra points if you spot the Jon Stewart audience sample, too.

http://covops.dreamhosters.com/dropbox/SPEEDOS.mp3
That sounds cool! I really like that actually! now THAT's experimental! great work. I truly enjoyed that, though it does get a tad bit annoying.

growing up with a friend who went through a huge noise/breakcore phase, this sounds amazing to me!

Idonotlikebroccoli · Post by **Idonotlikebroccoli** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:23 pm

eisnein wrote:ok here is my friend's entry-

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/worstsongever1.mp3

mine is on the way.

Pure excellence!!!

eisnein · Post by **eisnein** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:26 pm

k im cheating now-

im only contributing a loop- however- i did not create this today. it prob took half an hour though.

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/saturncrust.wav

and also a track from a project of mine called Viking Cock-

listen to Postkam 1029005

http://www.myspace.com/vikingcock

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:29 pm

Idonotlikebroccoli wrote:
eisnein wrote:ok here is my friend's entry-

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/worstsongever1.mp3

mine is on the way.
Pure excellence!!!

Hahahahhaahahhahahahah

Love it!

exaltron · Post by **exaltron** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:48 pm

eisnein wrote:yeah i agree with DK although im not even sensing an ear drum assualt with these tunes- the closet so far i think would be the Florians tune.......

+1 on that. It was just coherent enough to be musical (in some ways moreso than what qualifies as serious music nowadays). Love the unadulterated use of the harmonizer on the vocals- easily the #1 most annoying effect ever for vocals- narrowly beats the chipmunk effect, which jumped the shark soon after newcleus used it in the 80s.

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:13 pm

here's another one...

Cue lounge-singer voice-over:
"this next song is about a place in our hearts that we've all visited at least once. It's called:

OMGICBIWTT

or:

"Oh my God I can't believe I warped that track!?!""

http://covops.dreamhosters.com/dropbox/OMGICBIWTT.mp3

posssu · Post by **posssu** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:49 pm

timothyallan wrote:Alright ladies,

Here is the entry that my lovely woman and I did to get things rolling.

http://www.timothyallan.com/ta_boooorito.mp3

AND..... BEGIN!!!

*May be a lie

awesome, man! xDDD

aburgener · Post by **aburgener** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:20 pm

eisnein wrote:ok here is my friend's entry-

http://theycontrol.us/mp3/worstsongever1.mp3

mine is on the way.

hahahaha... the vocals... hahaha

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:22 pm

Can I just use two minutes of 'Born Slippy'?

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:14 am

OK,

this was harder than I thought.
here's my attempt.

http://www.angstrom.timeshard.com/media ... noying.mp3

drawn from suffering too much pretentious art music.
it's over-distorted, there's too much top end, you can't make anything out, it's puerile, it's all out of time with itself. everything is clipped to fuck. it took me about 20 minutes from start to end. It's Marvelously shit

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