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Martyn wrote:

beats me wrote:

Martyn wrote: He did indeed.

Sadly I extended the circle of distrust and forwarded it to a few friends. Minutes later my phone was clogged with messages from the same friends saying "Dude! Why did you send that to me? What is wrong with you!!?? Goddamnit women suck!"

On closer inspection I recon it was chocolate or coffee flavoured ice cream, it just seemed to be about the right consistency and colour. It'd be reatively easy to use something like a cake icing cone to pump it in in the frist place, if a little cold.
In my head I need it to be this, I can make sense of it. Please don't try telling me that this explaination is wrong or flawed in any way or I'll never be able to eat cocoa pops ever again. I'm sure all girls don't do that, do they?[/quote


its a well known fact among men that girls don't poop. try and picture your mom, or your girlfreind taking a crunch. cant imagine it? cause it doesn't happen.

Martyn wrote:

beats me wrote:

Martyn wrote: He did indeed.

Sadly I extended the circle of distrust and forwarded it to a few friends. Minutes later my phone was clogged with messages from the same friends saying "Dude! Why did you send that to me? What is wrong with you!!?? Goddamnit women suck!"

On closer inspection I recon it was chocolate or coffee flavoured ice cream, it just seemed to be about the right consistency and colour. It'd be reatively easy to use something like a cake icing cone to pump it in in the frist place, if a little cold.
In my head I need it to be this, I can make sense of it. Please don't try telling me that this explaination is wrong or flawed in any way or I'll never be able to eat cocoa pops ever again. I'm sure all girls don't do that, do they?

Keep thinking that, bro. Then tell me what they used instead of real vomit. Did they get strawberry milkshakes to spew forth from their stomaches instead of bile and poop? I'll be right back, I have to go get myself a snack.

It is a FACT that all Live users are faggotty gonads who dont try

evernaut you're trying too hard


BTW what the hell are you guys talking about??? I feel like I missed the meaning of life and it's chocolate and cups

stonee wrote:its a well known fact among men that girls don't poop.

Yes. However, the latest research from scientists has proven they do fart, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

Pitch Black wrote:

stonee wrote:its a well known fact among men that girls don't poop.

Yes. However, the latest research from scientists has proven they do fart, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

I just want to know where they show mythbusters at the cinema!

I think they do a sort of roadshow around colleges.

forge wrote:BTW what the hell are you guys talking about???

Just PM Neb and get him to send you the link, I'm sure he'll only be too happy to oblige.

It's well worth a look actually, highly educational.

Martyn wrote:

forge wrote:BTW what the hell are you guys talking about???

Just PM Neb and get him to send you the link, I'm sure he'll only be too happy to oblige.

It's well worth a look actually, highly educational.

Sparklepuff hooked me up ...to which I am...erm...eternally...um grateful?

I might have known Nebulae had something to do with this, the fiend

forge wrote: BTW what the hell are you guys talking about??? I feel like I missed the meaning of life and it's chocolate and cups

I'll PM you to let you in on it...

I don't know what you're talking about, but there are a couple of words in this
conversation that conjures up images in my head - images that I, strictly
speaking, don't really need there. Still - I'm thinking to myself that it can't be
as bad as that thing with the girl and the bath tub, which I'm sure you all have
fond memories of. You know, that web site you received a link to in some
e-mail or forum which you are so explicitly warned not to visit. Of course, you're
so explicitly warned that you just have to take a peek. And then... Regrets.

Able2Live8 wrote:Ableton Live is great, you can make music without ever having to work for it.Everything is just a mouse click away and so visible that you never have to worry about really listening.Down with guitar players who take years to develop thair talents and who actually have to learn music and those hardware users who don't get the benefits of VST plugins and 50 inch LCD monitors and who prance around claiming to have 0 latancy.

It's people like you who used to play tekken by fruriously hitting the buttons at random, while I mastered all the complicated moves. They always kicked my arse. Bastards.

andydes wrote:

Able2Live8 wrote:Ableton Live is great, you can make music without ever having to work for it.Everything is just a mouse click away and so visible that you never have to worry about really listening.Down with guitar players who take years to develop thair talents and who actually have to learn music and those hardware users who don't get the benefits of VST plugins and 50 inch LCD monitors and who prance around claiming to have 0 latancy.

It's people like you who used to play tekken by fruriously hitting the buttons at random, while I mastered all the complicated moves. They always kicked my arse. Bastards.

I was never a fan of tekken .Mario Bros, Space invaders, and pacman were my cup of tea.There were too many people playing tekken hitting those buttons like maniaks.Good thing u never subsided to their level.

with that post I was not being serious.I was just pointing out how simplicity of live can easily stop some people from digging deaper into their own creativity.All live really pretends to be is what hardware has been doing for years but Ableton doing a half ass job at it.Instead of adding video in live 6 there were many other things they could have donne to make it really better.

BTW Isn't ableton moving a bit too fast.They started in 2001 and now they are at version 7 when on the other hand Logic has been around since 80's and they are at version 8.There is something funny with that picture.

the picture is indeed a knee slapper.

Looks like neb's reach extended pretty far here. For those who haven't seen the video here's a bunch of people's reaction to it.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation- ... tions.html

i'm never turning on my computer again.