Fun Fun Friday - Disgruntled Abletons Lash Out

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Post by pixelbox » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:23 pm

Mrs. Nebulae wrote::) That was hilarious, honey. No wonder you don't get enough sleep.
Doh! Spanked publicly by the missus! Ouch!

Actually, I spoke with Ableton customer service and they said that the slow-downs were attributed to someone who clogged the servers with a massive forum posting. They wouldn't tell me who it was though...any ideas, Neb?
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Post by nebulae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:27 pm

I wish this was me and the missus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbvWdVj4vGU

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Re: Fun Fun Friday - Disgruntled Abletons Lash Out

Post by dom » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:34 pm

nebulae wrote:November 29, 2007, Dom Wilm's Flat, Berlin, 3:13am
jesus... time to finally secure my wifi router, i guess.

note to self: despite all his countless other talents neb is also a l337 haxx0r.

love you all!
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Post by nebulae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:36 pm

dom wrote:
nebulae wrote:November 29, 2007, Dom Wilm's Flat, Berlin, 3:13am
jesus... time to finally secure my wifi router, i guess.

note to self: despite all his countless other talents neb is also a l337 haxx0r.

love you all!
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we love you back, big guy! keep up the good work, and get some sleep.

and please reboot the goddamn quadra...

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Post by pixelbox » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:38 pm

nebulae wrote:A little juvenile fun fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIhv26Lh460
I've seen a million of these and I still laugh at them. There is something very spiritual about fart jokes.
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Post by noisetonepause » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:08 pm

I suspect this'll be on the door at Schoenhauser Allee soon...
Suit #1: I mean, have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?
Suit #2: No, sir, he says he does this sort of thing for fun.

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Re: Fun Fun Friday - Disgruntled Abletons Lash Out

Post by dom » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:09 pm

nebulae wrote:
dom wrote:
nebulae wrote:November 29, 2007, Dom Wilm's Flat, Berlin, 3:13am
jesus... time to finally secure my wifi router, i guess.

note to self: despite all his countless other talents neb is also a l337 haxx0r.

love you all!
dom
we love you back, big guy! keep up the good work, and get some sleep.

and please reboot the goddamn quadra...
dude, you don't say. if it wouldn't be too hot to touch and starting to melt right know this would be a brilliant idea. i even thought of that myself, duh!
but you may have a point regarding that sleep thing...
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Re: Fun Fun Friday - Disgruntled Abletons Lash Out

Post by ethios4 » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:13 pm

CK wrote: I mean come on, Ableton Marketing, the average user is NOT THAT SMART! They keep refreshing and repackaging and putting stuff in and our of their shopping carts...
:D :D

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Post by jb61264 » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:28 pm

another classic post Neb...I need your fun fun Friday posts when I come in to work on Monday and need something to smile about to keep me going through the rest of the week
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Post by nebulae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:15 pm

almost the end of a long Friday...

so what will you be doing this weekend? ;)

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Post by Poster » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:21 pm

nebulae wrote:so what will you be doing this weekend? ;)
maxing out b21 8)

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Post by nebulae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:25 pm

Poster wrote:
nebulae wrote:so what will you be doing this weekend? ;)
maxing out b21 8)
:lol: :lol:

I'm gonna create single-cycle samples from Tension while I still have a license. Sample CDs will be available next week.

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Post by Poster » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:36 pm

nebulae wrote:
Poster wrote:
nebulae wrote:so what will you be doing this weekend? ;)
maxing out b21 8)
:lol: :lol:

I'm gonna create single-cycle samples from Tension while I still have a license. Sample CDs will be available next week.
mine will be a double-cycle physical modelled girl giggling sample pack rack attack..

artwork is allready finished..
taking orders as of now..!

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