If all jobs paid the same, what would YOU do?

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Johnisfaster
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Post by Johnisfaster » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:50 pm

porn tester. does this video work? lets see.....

it's easier than being a porn star and it's safer.
It was as if someone shook up a 6 foot can of blood soda and suddenly popped the top.

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Post by jesQuick » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:54 pm

Does it have to be a job that actually exists?

If not:

a) Take care of the practice putting green at the g-club...

b) That apartment tour guide thing, mentioned earlier.

If:

a) Be a (good) musician.

b) Grow medicinal hemp (with a special greenhouse in the back ofcurse)

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Post by nathannn » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:04 pm

make music
play shows whenever i felt like it..
and be out on a boat or at the beach all the time.
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Post by b0unce » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:08 pm

sex therapist by day
abortionist by night
spreader of butter

knotkranky
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Post by knotkranky » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:14 pm

I'd move to a capitalist country and be well paid for being great at something.

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Post by Machinesworking » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:43 am

Playing / releasing music I like of course.

If not that, FBI serial killer profiler.

Lazos
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Post by Lazos » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:55 am

Play music . . .

noisetonepause
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Post by noisetonepause » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:55 am

Student, perpetually.
Suit #1: I mean, have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?
Suit #2: No, sir, he says he does this sort of thing for fun.

smutek
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Post by smutek » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:10 am

I'd have a job collecting and destroying all material by "Lil Wayne"

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Post by djadonis206 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:25 am

Sit around at night making music and djing

by day I'd be a golf instructor at some country club
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Post by hoffman2k » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:33 am

Consultant for a company that makes cookies!

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Post by Machinate » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:42 am

I hate to say it, but part of me just says - "do what this dude does!"
http://chris.pirillo.com/

glu
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Post by glu » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:15 am

noisetonepause wrote:Student, perpetually.
+1
no prevailing genre of music:
http://alonetone.com/glu

SimonPHC
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Post by SimonPHC » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:17 am

I'd just be me and all that this includes, like making tunes, playing them out, making creative works that could be labelled art, but the labelling wouldn't be part of my job...

hey I already do this, which means I'd just skip my job that brings cash to the bank in real life.

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Post by ilia » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:09 am

LouR wrote:I'd be the tourist guide of my apartment for under 21-year old sex mad Russian girls. Once a month.
I don't think that qualifies as a job. In Russia we call it "community service"...

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