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Should i try to be LESS drunk when i arrive at the clubs?

Tone Deft wrote: it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

nah those are called drink whores, and usually they don't put out, they just up and leave after they get every guy around the bar to buy them one.

doc holiday wrote:

Tone Deft wrote: it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

nah those are called drink whores, and usually they don't put out, they just up and leave after they get every guy around the bar to buy them one.

they can't afford it?

thefool wrote:Should i try to be LESS drunk when i arrive at the clubs?

yes, by all means, stay sober.

doc holiday wrote:

thefool wrote:Should i try to be LESS drunk when i arrive at the clubs?

yes, by all means, stay sober.

Completely??

thefool wrote:

doc holiday wrote:

thefool wrote:Should i try to be LESS drunk when i arrive at the clubs?

yes, by all means, stay sober.

Completely??

mostly.. if you need to take the edge off, have one, then another just to hold to keep your hands outta your pockets

thefool wrote:

doc holiday wrote:

Tone Deft wrote: it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

nah those are called drink whores, and usually they don't put out, they just up and leave after they get every guy around the bar to buy them one.

they can't afford it?

no, they're bitches and don't deserve the time of day

thefool wrote:

if you can dance, you can get laid without saying a single word!

Obviously i am a really really bad dancer hehe

you're SOL,i once got an asian chick that couldn't speak english

doc holiday wrote:

thefool wrote:

doc holiday wrote: yes, by all means, stay sober.

Completely??

mostly.. if you need to take the edge off, have one, then another just to hold to keep your hands outta your pockets

I'll try

you're SOL,i once got an asian chick that couldn't speak english

That speaks for itself
just can't see myself dance. And if i ever dance i'm so drunk i can barely stand hehe

doc holiday wrote:if you can dance, you can get laid without saying a single word!

+1

That's as far as I needed to read. This couldn't be more true. If they are already on the dance floor you are half way there. But don't go slamming into their zone, literally dance around it and circle in like a fighter pilot. And as was mentioned, no words needed.

On the cheap thrills tip the dance floor is probably about the only place you can touch a complete stranger in passing and not get slapped. Just put your hand on their shoulder or around their hip slightly and when they turn to see who it is don't look at them and just look directly in front of you. This is your "just passing through move". If you do make eye contact just smile and go "excuse me" and keep walking. You can weigh their interest by their reaction to any of this.

^^^ exactly


you don't even need to look at 'em or try to dance with them

just dance

and the hotties will come knockin'

You can seriously score some high caliber tale on the dance floor that you couldn't score any other way.

Also this is one of the few places that if a woman thinks you are gay then that is the highest of compliments and kicks you up a few notches in her eyes. Don't get mad about this. Just go with it. If you have a friend that will go along with you on this and ham it up a bit you'd be amazed at what women will let you do to/with them. This is the basic premise of Project Gayhem.

HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!!! BEATS ME IN THE HOUSE!!!

dude, the next time we hit a club I'm watching this game. unless it's like last time in which case it'll be a victory if I can just remember half the time spent at the club to begin with.

yup, my wife snuck up on me from behind tapping on my shoulder. I never saw her until i turned around...


I was like 'damn'

she was like 'i've been watching you'

beats me wrote:You can seriously score some high caliber tale on the dance floor that you couldn't score any other way.

you do need the moves though

i love dancing.. thats why i love dance music

doc holiday wrote:

beats me wrote:You can seriously score some high caliber tale on the dance floor that you couldn't score any other way.

you do need the moves though

i love dancing.. thats why i love dance music

That's true. Thats the difference between feeling the music and feeling obligated to move because you are on the dance floor. It's also a fairly accurate gauge for moves in the bedroom...and that applies to both sexes. I also like checking out other people dancing and maybe picking up a few new moves. If drunk enough I've also been known to jump in one of those retarded break dance style circles.