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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:03 pm
by ethios4
What if you eat a snake that's eaten a dog?

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:04 pm
by thefool
Thats a damn good idea! Get the best of everything.

I suppose i would just catch the dog, feed it to my snake and start cooking

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:42 am
by Atomikat
Don't try a Pitbull...he will eat you... 8O

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:14 am
by beale
Get a hairless dog. They're ready to boil!


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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:25 am
by knotkranky
pure


bred


lovliness.


mmm.


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The table presentation is magnificent. The hair gets re-teased into troll doll keepsakes and straws are drawn for the penis. Warning, It's considered a faux pas not to share it. Oddly enough the testicles are saved merely for garnish and a doggie bag is considered a tired irony, so it is not rude to leave afghan on one's plate. You'll thank me later.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:12 am
by thefool
what a lovely day :D

just woke up, and when i get here there are even more dogs on the menu, with pics and everything!

And with a presentation a Chef worthy, kranky!


The hairless dog might be fine for an insta-meal, but i don't mind spending a little time cooking to make it better

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:29 pm
by udp
duuuude. You gotta put that dog in a turkey fryer!!!! Can I have the coat though, I wanna make some slippers.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:36 pm
by thefool
no trouble :D

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:46 pm
by pepezabala
beats me wrote: Did you know that currently 1 out of 100 Americans are in prison? Not a good time to be a prankster.
Somewhere I read that in the US the prisons are run by private companies.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:39 pm
by Decalc
LOL.. Eat a dog? Are you serious? I would only do it if it was a life or death situation. Also i would prefer eat a cow :D
It's like you going hunting and don't get anything and eat your dogs.. lol

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:50 pm
by thefool
Decalc wrote:LOL.. Eat a dog? Are you serious? I would only do it if it was a life or death situation. Also i would prefer eat a cow :D
It's like you going hunting and don't get anything and eat your dogs.. lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat
Although consumption of dog meat is not part of mainstream Canadian culture, it is practised by some cultural minorities. In 2003 , health inspectors discovered four frozen canine carcasses in the freezer of a Chinese restaurant in Edmonton
hehe

Arh yes i like cows too. Nothing better than a good beef :D

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:58 pm
by sparklepuff
pepezabala wrote:
Somewhere I read that in the US the prisons are run by private companies.
They are. I had an opportunity to invest in one. The idea didn't sit so well with me. I passed.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:59 pm
by sparklepuff
Back on topic. This one is ready to cook YOU.

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:01 pm
by thefool
Delicious 8O

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:02 pm
by sparklepuff
These come pre-filled with cheez. Even better, they stuff themselves with it. Best microwaved.

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