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YO MOMMA so fat, that she knows all the "Yo Momma so Fat" lines from White Man Can't Jump off by heart.

Yo momma so fat, her weight can be measured in Able Tons.
Yo momma so fat, she thought Live Lite was the version without sugar.
Yo momma so fat, she has to refuse all deals that involve Cycling.

My momma so fat, her farts make sweeps from 100 to 0 Hz.

Tee-hee... Technical dissin'!

Yo Momma is American.

Yo Momma's so Fat... She jumped into the air once and got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat, after sex, i rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch!

Yo Momma’s so fat…

(Prof Steven Hawking's voice synth)

…th-t t-Ime, its-eLf is dis-torTed ar-Ound hur

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

this had to be posted sooner or later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ <--- The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

15 years and that album still kills me.


yo momma's so fat that when she dances the band skips.

My mother is fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.


And for the ableton nerds:

Yo mama's so fat, she even ate the fucking orange dot.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a brickwall filter cut of everything under 1000 Hz to properly sit in a mix. And even when she does sit in the mix, she breaks it.

You guys posting these remarks are such lame sexist pigs,
your mommas are gonna get smart and have post-natal abortions.

Hope you all find out in the next life how crummy it can be to have to hear stuff like this if you're a woman. It's shameful, not funny, and makes you sound like complete idiots.

As males you simply have NO idea of how women are still considered 2nd class citizens. It isn't always obvious but it's a constant truth. We don't even have equal pay guaranteed by the law in the workplace. While you think this is funny, 'little jokes' like these just re-enforce the situation however subtly.

Then the next thing some of you will say is it's just a joke... annadyne has no sense of humor... but a lot of these 'little' degrading remarks add up. I hear it in the workplace, on the street, in the media and now on my favorite forum. Sigh.

Thanks for making this place a bit sour after a hard day of work. Goodbye for a while.

Elizabeth.

annadyne - I've been posting here a while, misogyny gets called out pretty quick, these are fat jokes and 'your momma' jokes, not jokes against women.

fat people - national health epidemic, there can sometimes be a genetic aspect to that, most of the problem is with the person. IMO fuck 'em, ever see a fat person get angry at smokers? fuck 'em.

your momma - I love yer momma jokes, no better way to get under some guys' skins. so what, make fun of someone's momma.

this is a misogynistic joke:
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
^stuff like that should never be posted, ever.

here's another really offensive joke:
Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.

<sarcasm and dark humor>

annadyke's momma is soooo big, i use her tampon string to swing thru her naughty jungle of love, a la tarzan.


buh-bye. i fucking hate men just as much as women. a moron is a moron, however you paint them. fuck people who can't take a joke... now i'm leaving..lol.

yo momma is so fat, she used an epilectic person as a vibrator and a sheep as a tampon

Tone Deft wrote:^stuff like that should never be posted, ever.

i disagree completely, i'd like to see more racist jokes as well. and more gay jokes. and making fun of other cultures. and def. more men are idiot jokes.

i say we all grow up a bit, those jokes are funny... why else would chapelle's show have became so popular?