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duluxdog · Post by **duluxdog** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:41 pm

This is like a bad 4chan.

yoshitosser · Post by **yoshitosser** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:59 pm

duluxdog wrote:This is like a bad 4chan.

You mean there's a good 4chan?

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:06 pm

Aleme, this forum is about as free as it gets.

Post your post on the cubase.net forum and it would have been locked and deleted within a couple of comments and you would get the official 'warning letter' and failure to comply would result in your ass being booted.

So I wouldn't go all heavy on the Abes. They lock and delete almost any off topic thread in many other forums and Abes rarely intervene.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:15 pm

aleme wrote:hey guys and girls!

I received a pm from the ableton hq. I am sorry but ableton forbid me to speak in such a manner:

quote:

"please do me a favor and watch your language a bit more.
if you do stuff like that, at least try to come up with something funny.

cheers,
xxx
ableton"

sorry guys I thought this forum is ruled by anarchy but it seems to be a dictatorship.

i will NOT apologize for the post and i did not offend anyone. and if some guys have that sense of humor why should I? I just offended me because i have a small one.

no dumbass, it's a forum for a product that anyone is free to buy, including young children. if you have any younger relatives or kids of your own imagine them coming to a forum and seeing a thread title like this, it's not cool. but it is funny, I agree with you on that one.

don't be a dick, it's their forum, they let us run amuck, but don't disrespect the host, it's a simple request.

cut off your head, might help.

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:23 pm

what is so offensive about chickens anyway?

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:32 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/200 ... atform.jpg

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:34 am

mikemc wrote:http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/200 ... atform.jpg

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:40 am

Tone Deft wrote:no dumbass, it's a forum for a product that anyone is free to buy, including young children. if you have any younger relatives or kids of your own imagine them coming to a forum and seeing a thread title like this, it's not cool. but it is funny, I agree with you on that one.

don't be a dick, it's their forum, they let us run amuck, but don't disrespect the host, it's a simple request.

cut off your head, might help.

+1.

Attention-seeking loser... or a 14-year old... or both...

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:52 pm

Rubbish.

Fucking Rubbish.

If you're going to launch a thread with a raunchy and provocative title, learn first from the Master:

i have a microscopic penis, am i eligible for v7 discount?
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

Popslut's unscientific "anal rimming vs. HIV test."
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

I will trade a zebra cock for a massive coffee enema
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

I CANT SEE SHIT
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

Do you vaseline your cock? (Whilst making Love)
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

please help me kill myself
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

And that bogus PM from Ableton? Horrid and done to death.

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