Worst names ever

Idonotlikebroccoli · Post by **Idonotlikebroccoli** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:40 pm

Last name: Sædberg, = Sperm-mountain

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:05 pm

Wim Kok and Wim Dik..

the first was our prime minister, the latter CEO at the largest dutch phone company..

I saw them on the news once, together at an international bla bla congress..

I just imagined how things would go when they introduced themselfs to people they met at that congress..

"..hello, I'm Wim Kok.. and I'm Wim Dik.. nice to meet you.."

siliconarc · Post by **siliconarc** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:19 pm

Chris Peacock always makes me lol. and there are are lot out there.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:42 pm

I worked with a guy named Dick Marx. He didn't want to go with Richard for some reason.

john gordon · Post by **john gordon** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:06 am

wasnt there a football player named dick buttkiss?

Broken Chip · Post by **Broken Chip** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:07 am

I once read a brochure that had shots of staff members and their names. This one guy who was asian had the name Phat Dong. Fantastic name!

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:11 am

When I was 12 I had a girlfriend named H o n e y G l i d e w e l l

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:20 am

ethios4 wrote:When I was 12 I had a girlfriend named H o n e y G l i d e w e l l

Did you live up to her expectations?

*drum roll*

TITBAG · Post by **TITBAG** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:33 am

HUGH JANUS

ubermnd · Post by **ubermnd** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:34 am

I went to school with 2 brothers named Andrew and Peter Nurse.

Every morning the teacher did the register and we were subjected to:

A. Nurse and P. Nurse

It never got old.

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:49 am

Grenville McGookin.

Poor guy.

solovox · Post by **solovox** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:25 am

Dig these:

An old friend of mine taught as a substitute teacher for almost 20 years in Georgia. She wrote down every wacky name she came across...and you can imagine how many students she saw in that time. I swear to God the following names were on her list:

Olympia Fudge
Laportia Ferrari (le porsche)
Diamond Jule-ree Earring
Formica Dinette (she used this as her stage name in her band)

and the Grand Prize Winner:

Mathematical Enthusiasm Brown

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:44 am

nebulae wrote:
ethios4 wrote:When I was 12 I had a girlfriend named H o n e y G l i d e w e l l
Did you live up to her expectations?

*drum roll*

No...she broke up with me on new years eve because I couldn't come over and have sex with her.

hereschenes · Post by **hereschenes** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:25 am

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008 ... 313126.htm

Parents ordered to change girl's Talula Does the Hula name

A New Zealand judge has ordered that the parents of an eight-year-old girl change her name, saying it is highly embarrassing and makes the child a target for ridicule.

The girl, who lives in New Plymouth on the west coast of the north island, is named "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii".

The Family court was told that the child is so mortified she has not told any of her friends her real name.

Judge Robert Murfitt ruled that the name was a social disability.

The girl's parents have separated and she has been placed under the court's guardianship while a new name is selected.

Judge Murfitt says he is appalled by the judgement of some parents.

He says in New Zealand there are children called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence.

hereschenes · Post by **hereschenes** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:29 am