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You wrote a million selling hook?

Without links to the brilliant hook, it may as well not exist.

here's a link to the entire writing process:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/550590/wi ... estaurant/





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it exists, but the whole thing is in the +20,000 Hz range, so none of us fuckers can hear it.

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:Without links to the brilliant hook, it may as well not exist.

Agree with the Dude.

sparklepuff wrote:it exists, but the whole thing is in the +20,000 Hz range, so none of us fuckers can hear it.

most of us couldn't hear it if it was in the +16,000 hz range

Johnisfaster wrote:

sparklepuff wrote:it exists, but the whole thing is in the +20,000 Hz range, so none of us fuckers can hear it.

most of us couldn't hear it if it was in the +16,000 hz range

Thank you to Mr F for reminding us we're all getting old; another few years and I'll be down to low end rumble.

j2j wrote:Thank god!!

It only took me about 30 fucking years....


but, I finally just got:

arms, night, feeling and die to work in a hook!!

Fuck YOU WorlD!!

That ain't so tough:


"Last night I lost the feeling in my arms--I thought I was gonna die."


thirty years, pah

pilcrow that is fucking brilliant, can I license it?

ollyb303 wrote:pilcrow that is fucking brilliant, can I license it?

It's all yours, olly. Art was meant to be free.

j2j wrote:Thank god!!

It only took me about 30 fucking years....


but, I finally just got:

arms, night, feeling and die to work in a hook!!

Fuck YOU WorlD!!

Sounds like a suicide note maybes......

....like "don't do it bruv, it aint worth it" n shit.


nah, wos the point, prolly too late, already done in by the hook n that.

nev mind.

Maybe in for some posthumous fame....or not.

pilcrow wrote:

ollyb303 wrote:pilcrow that is fucking brilliant, can I license it?

It's all yours, olly. Art was meant to be free.

all arts theft, or property... like, all arts property, or summink like that...or did i dream it?


*nurse?!*

j2j wrote:Thank god!!

It only took me about 30 fucking years....


but, I finally just got:

arms, night, feeling and die to work in a hook!!

Fuck YOU WorlD!!

I was able to decipher this with the help of Babelfish. First, translate from English to German. Then, take the German translation and translate THAT back to English. This is what you get:

Thank God!!
It lasted me approximately 30 condemns years only….
but, I received finally straight:
Poor ones, night, feeling and die to work over in a hook!!
Bumsen it world!!

Now, it all makes SENSE!

Another two rounds - take the above, translate back 'n' forth between Portuguese and then Russian and here's what you get:

It is grateful god!
It continued I 30 approximately only are judged Lethe….
but, I obtained straight-line finally:
Poor people some, [nocha], feeling die for the work further in the hook!
Bumsen it is peace!

We have now reached Nirvana...everything is revealed.

You just always hope people are wise enough to keep roots in the ground when spreading their wings to fly.....stretch but don't snap!