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STRATEGY_510 wrote:

NorthernMonkey wrote:

STRATEGY_510 wrote:This sucks, I don't even know how I got there, let alon how to get out. I can't even save or close the damn thing, it just sits there laughing at me.

Please reply within the next two minutes, thanks.


STRATEGY

STRATEGY_510
Joined: 23 Jan 2006

Yet two and a half years later this is the first time this has happened...

Meaning?


STRATEGY

Meaning I'm surprised that after over two and half years of using Live this is the first time you have ever tried to get out of full screen mode - it's literally one of the first features mentioned in the manual.

F11 for full screen toggle is universal in a vast majority of programs. you couldn't get to the manual? weak. F11 is the first shortcut listed in the foldout thing in the back. BUT it does look weird, more like the screen's been locked out.

I only rant 'cause of your two minute remark and you don't help people to begin with. every day I answer simple questions that drop to the bottom of the front page while you fucks are flaming each other or asking where the best dildo polisher is located in Berlin. a lot of you never answer questions.

people suck.

with teeth.

is all that really necessary?

i don't think he was serious about the 2 minute thing.

is it really a big deal?



at any rate, same thing happened to me for a minute when i first used fullscreen, so i can't really say shit about the question.


as far as i can remember, strategy has kept it on topic in this forum more than you or me, toney. so, uh, maybe you want to relax.


.lm.

leisuremuffin wrote:Couldn't make it past one day of not being a douche-pickle, landcrab?

Never.

Believe.

One.

Fucking.

Thing.

That.

I.

Say.

Asshole.


Haven't you gotten that into your thick brainplate yet?


Oh, and when you girls start discussing kebab recipes again, can you include me? I'll bring the pink martini mix.


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Oh, and when you girls start discussing kebab recipes again, can you include me? I'll bring the pink martini mix.

wtf dude?

Funny,
i answered the question, went to my hot bath tub for an hour or two and you guys manage to get into a fight again on TWO FRIGGIN SIDES!
Regarding the anal rape, thanks i can do that by myself, remember i came from that HOT bath tub.

303

don't include me in your stupid fucking bitchfest because i made two posts about kebabs.

i'd also like to point out that kebabs are big fucking chunks of meat with a spear through them - and therefore a very manly thing to discuss.

beats me wrote:Ha ha. I couldn't tell you how many times I've freaked out about the same thing (while drunk).

There should be an entire chapter in the manual dedicated to just this in a huge font.

+1

Tone Deft wrote:F11 for full screen toggle is universal in a vast majority of programs. you couldn't get to the manual? weak. F11 is the first shortcut listed in the foldout thing in the back. BUT it does look weird, more like the screen's been locked out.

I only rant 'cause of your two minute remark and you don't help people to begin with. every day I answer simple questions that drop to the bottom of the front page while you fucks are flaming each other or asking where the best dildo polisher is located in Berlin. a lot of you never answer questions.

people suck.

with teeth.

"you couldn't get to the manual? weak. F11 is the first shortcut listed in the foldout thing in the back."

If I couldn't get to the manual, wouldn't that also mean that the foldout thing in the manual was unavailable at the moment? I can't find my manual RIGHT NOW. Sue me. I'm sure its around here someplace. Are you suggersting I didn't buy the program? I'm reaching here, but you seem upset over my post so it must be something.

"I only rant 'cause of your two minute remark and you don't help people to begin with."

Really? I don't resond to questions on here much because I don't know the answer. When I do know the answer, and I happen to be on here, I will certainly respond most of the time.

"I only rant 'cause of your two minute remark and you don't help people to begin with. every day I answer simple questions that drop to the bottom of the front page while you fucks are flaming each other or asking where the best dildo polisher is located in Berlin. a lot of you never answer questions."

I was half-kidding with the two-mitute remark. Since I'm a nobody on here I wasn't expecting that it would carry much weight. I was really impressed by the quick responses though, thanks again guys.

in regards to the rest of your comment, i will redouble my efforts to helping people on here when I can. You seem to be a cool enough cat on here, so I will just figure that I caught you at a bad moment.

(but that other dude laundry makes me wanna challenge him to a battle or someting)


STRATEGY

just ignore the troll.


certainly not worth a battle. besides, battle on what? He doesn't really make music, and i'm sure he can't rhyme. all the guy listens too are shitty laswell related projects, he's probably 40 something which makes it even more sad that he's spending so much time trolling the ableton forum.



.lm.

leisuremuffin wrote:is all that really necessary?

i don't think he was serious about the 2 minute thing.

is it really a big deal?



at any rate, same thing happened to me for a minute when i first used fullscreen, so i can't really say shit about the question.


as far as i can remember, strategy has kept it on topic in this forum more than you or me, toney. so, uh, maybe you want to relax.


.lm.

you're right. still, I get shit on worse, where are you then?

been running a fever and I still got called into work, not in the greatest of moods.

I would appreciate it if more people would answer more questions, few people do.

Strategy is a cool poster, I didn't take his 2 minute thing seriously, kinda funny.

I'm still pissed at the world though.

i make it a point of answering any question that i can answer that hasn't already been hit. but nobody gives a shit about that. i'm sure you're aware.




.lm.

smartass303 wrote:Funny,
i answered the question, went to my hot bath tub for an hour or two and you guys manage to get into a fight again on TWO FRIGGIN SIDES!
Regarding the anal rape, thanks i can do that by myself, remember i came from that HOT bath tub.

303

Smartass: anal rape and slave references aside, you took me out of a very bad place by responding well within my requested parameters, thanks again.

The problem is, because of this fucking thread, I haven't gone back top work on my mix, something I do like once every two months.


STRATEGY

leisuremuffin wrote:just ignore the troll.


certainly not worth a battle. besides, battle on what? He doesn't really make music, and i'm sure he can't rhyme. all the guy listens too are shitty laswell related projects, he's probably 40 something which makes it even more sad that he's spending so much time trolling the ableton forum.



.lm.

Bil Laswell - not really knowin' too much about him, but I recall that when BAM (ie god) started fucking with him, he put out some weak shit. I think. Who knows, that was twenty years ago.

Anyway, I turn 42 this year, and you certainly won't catch me spending so much time trolling the ableton forum

and thanks for the nice words, bud.


STRATEGY

STRATEGY_510 wrote:(but that other dude laundry makes me wanna challenge him to a battle or someting)


STRATEGY

Like, maybe, a sword fight or something?


I thought your initial post and replies were funny as shit.


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