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Angstrom wrote:the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.

that sounds about the absolute opposite of every kiwi girl I've ever met on probably every one of those points

hard black hair, straight as wire, ten foot tall and wont shut up

yep that sounds about right

ahem

From the ice-age to the dole-age, there is but one concern. I have just discovered :
Some girls are bigger than others, some girls are bigger than others, some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

As anthony said to cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale :
Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others, some girls are bigger than others, some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

djsynchro wrote:Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in New Zealand?
A: A tourist.

That about sums it up for me.
Of course,not a blanket statement, but pretty close.

Culturally, they are also a bit rough around the edges as well.
Depends on what your type is.

Hey, you never know what you might find. All the best.

Go to http://meetme.hotornot.com/ and choose women from New Zealand. Here's a few that I found in like 2 minutes that make me say, "WTF are you guys talking about?!??!"

^^^They are all tourists, or students from offshore.

Depends on your standards, and your intentions

....and whether your an ugly fuck.

gjm wrote:Depends on your standards, and your intentions

I got my intentions in my pants.

My pants just bought me a plane ticket

Angstrom wrote:My pants just bought me a plane ticket

There is a reason why they filmed Lord of the Rings here... 95% of the cast are females with mild make up...

Angstrom wrote:My pants just bought me a plane ticket

You realize that if "Tuolmo" was playing and you looked half-way decent when you approached any of these women, they wouldn't stand a chance...that song is all sex, skip the foreplay!!

nebulae wrote:

Angstrom wrote:My pants just bought me a plane ticket

You realize that if "Tuolmo" was playing and you looked half-way decent when you approached any of these women, they wouldn't stand a chance...that song is all sex, skip the foreplay!!

half-way decent I may be able to manage.

I have a selection of convincing hairpieces.

Angstrom wrote:

nebulae wrote:

Angstrom wrote:My pants just bought me a plane ticket

You realize that if "Tuolmo" was playing and you looked half-way decent when you approached any of these women, they wouldn't stand a chance...that song is all sex, skip the foreplay!!

half-way decent I may be able to manage.

I have a selection of convincing hairpieces.

Ok, here's the thing...just have that song playing off a portable player attached to you...so it's basically your theme song. When you enter a room, that music goes with you. I can pretty much guarantee you that no hairpiece will be necessary.

They don't have enough chocolade sweets there, the girls are all skinny.

Crash wrote:They don't have enough chocolade sweets there, the girls are all skinny.

no problem, come to the US...we have plenty of fatties here

Here you go:
www.newzealandgirls.co.nz

- zevo