Updates from Afghanistan

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:13 pm

popslut wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:
100% sarcasm..
Phew.

It must have been the deadpan delivery which threw me.

The name "noisetonepause" is in my mental "green" list of people who I don't know much about, but who are ok and not twats.

The "red" list is obviously for people who are twats.

For a minute there I thought my mental filing system had become fucked up and a twat had been placed into the "green" list by mistake.

Phew.

*must resist joke about "twats".. and pink colour lists..*

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:13 pm

popslut wrote:For a minute there I thought my mental filing system had become fucked up and a twat had been placed into the "green" list by mistake.

Ah, so today didn't go completely to waste...

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:16 pm

I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

And I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:20 pm

djadonis206 wrote:Vomitous putrescence...

Mental note to self: Adonis is now on the "red" list.

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:22 pm

sweetjesus wrote: *must resist joke about "twats".. and pink colour lists..*

What would the little baby Jesus think about you making jokes about ladies toilet parts?

He's watching when you masturbate you know...

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:25 pm

popslut wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:pimp shit fo realz playa!
Mental note to self: Adonis is now on the "red" list.

damn...

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:26 pm

popslut wrote:
sweetjesus wrote: *must resist joke about "twats".. and pink colour lists..*
What would the little baby Jesus think about you making jokes about ladies toilet parts?

He's watching when you masturbate you know...

he's also watching when you do it too.. does that make him a fetishist?

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:28 pm

There's no denying New Testament is a bit S+M...

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:30 pm

popslut wrote:There's no denying New Testament is a bit S+M...

and the koran is about people getting Stoned..

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:32 pm

Bwahahahaha!

Jebus wrote:"Let he who is without sin..."

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:38 pm

yo breqs did u take a copy of Enigma I-IV with you to kabul?

.. "the return to innocence.. ohyaaa oya woyaaa "

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:15 pm

Thanks everybody, I have some tracks to work on and a possible vocalist to interview, and after reading mbreqs last spew his social darwinist apologizing, and grandstanding moral hogwash I was gonna go at him, but you all summed it up nicely.

Heroin is cheap = moral victory for the west, good job mbreqs! Now go attack Columbia, all the club kids are going broke paying for their habits man!

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:26 pm

Machinesworking wrote:Thanks everybody, I have some tracks to work on and a possible vocalist to interview, and after reading mbreqs last spew his social darwinist apologizing, and grandstanding moral hogwash I was gonna go at him, but you all summed it up nicely.

Heroin is cheap = moral victory for the west, good job mbreqs! Now go attack Columbia, all the club kids are going broke paying for their habits man!

dont forget its purer too now

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:46 pm

sweetjesus wrote:
Machinesworking wrote:Thanks everybody, I have some tracks to work on and a possible vocalist to interview, and after reading mbreqs last spew his social darwinist apologizing, and grandstanding moral hogwash I was gonna go at him, but you all summed it up nicely.

Heroin is cheap = moral victory for the west, good job mbreqs! Now go attack Columbia, all the club kids are going broke paying for their habits man!
Don't forget its purer too now

Right! and I forgot, for those that don't know Columbia = cocaine. The other cool part of all this is that now we have al this money tied up in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the local crystal meth cookers are doing awwwright!

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:52 pm

M. Bréqs wrote: (As an aside, for most opposed to our mission, their criticism of our initial invasion was that it was wrong to attack; a moral argument. Despite this, their opposition to our current mission is that it is futile, that it is impossible to succeed; a pragmatic argument. This is some impressive intellectual gymnastics to twist one's position so thoroughly.)

I can't resist this one..... So what he seems to be saying is that his position is either:

A- not moral

or

B- not pragmatic

because according to his own logic to have both a moral and pragmatic consideration on the same issue requires some sort of crazy whacky intellectual twisting of ones position.