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This thread was only at 3 pages the last time I checked at which point things were starting to turn nasty.

I can't be arsed reading it all so can someone provide a quick recap?

Has he nailed it yet? Has she hit him yet? Do they both still have jobs?

do yourself a favor and read it - this thread is epic

Once this thread hits the same page count as the APC sticky I'm done here.

Kidding.

Best line so far:

anal sex is the answer to most of life's issues!!

LoopStationZebra wrote:Once this thread hits the same page count as the APC sticky I'm done here.

Kidding.

Best line so far:

anal sex is the answer to most of life's issues!!

and a follow-up to that:

I'd hit it... with a bulldozer.
<beep> <beep> <beep>

and shortly thereafter...

I can't be arsed reading it all

nebulae wrote:do yourself a favor and read it - this thread is epic

Thank you for the award!! This thread has actually cheered me up and prepared me for my confrontation with her tomorrow!!!

QUICK UPDATE: I got a call about 20 mins back, it was 4:40am and i was editing a video for work. She asked how work was coming along and she kept laughing!!!! LAUGHING at nothing and i said i had to get back to work, so she laughed even more and hung up!

SICKK!!!!!!!!!! She is now scaring me a LOT!
I will meet her tomorrow, she said she will come over to "see how work is progressing".

BTW, i think i missed one very crucial detail guys :

SHE IS ALSO MY LINE MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!! I REPORT TO HER!!!!!! I GET PAID THROUGH HER!!!!!! She signs EVERYTHING!!!!!!

too bad there's no sexual harassment laws in karachi to protect you...as I said in my first post in this thread...you're fucked!

Cant find the pics on myspace, am I too late?

Legendary thread!

navitus wrote:QUICK UPDATE: I got a call about 20 mins back, it was 4:40am and i was editing a video for work. She asked how work was coming along and she kept laughing!!!! LAUGHING at nothing and i said i had to get back to work, so she laughed even more and hung up!

SICKK!!!!!!!!!! She is now scaring me a LOT!
I will meet her tomorrow, she said she will come over to "see how work is progressing".

BTW, i think i missed one very crucial detail guys :

SHE IS ALSO MY LINE MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!! I REPORT TO HER!!!!!! I GET PAID THROUGH HER!!!!!! She signs EVERYTHING!!!!!!

DAMN! She's makin' me horny!!!!


I love crazy chicks. That kinda shit is sooooooo hot!!!!!!


YES!



http://www.native-instruments.com/newre ... ontent=146

^ what kind of sandwich is it?!?!?

and that woman is way WAY to high strung to be a vegan...most vegans I know barely have the energy to talk loud...

navitus, if I were you, I would tell her to come over right now, and I'd do her!!!!!

say you´re gay.

nebulae wrote:^ what kind of sandwich is it?!?!?

and that woman is way WAY to high strung to be a vegan...most vegans I know barely have the energy to talk loud...

You know some unhealthy vegans then. I sleep about 5-6 hours a night, and according to my last gf twirl around if I stand still too long.

beats me wrote:I think most women see music as a cute little hobby that takes attention away from them.

aint that the truth


selfish beasts

nebulae wrote:as I said in my first post in this thread...you're fucked!

The way I view relationships is that from the first moment you meet a girl, you're fucked. After that its all about damage limitation, you will always be fucked and its just a case of trying to minimise the level of fucked as best as possible.

Though its possible I'm still bitter and twisted as a result my last long term relationship with "the bitch" (as I affectionately refer to her now). She's still rubbing it in - every so often she clears out the points on my nectar card. I mean, who the fuck does something like that????