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SubFunk wrote:your entire nation is made out of twats isn't it?

yeah, but we're missing the cornerstone. when are you coming back?

Guff Tong wrote:I can tell you I was fooking impressed with myself on this most incredible achievement.

.......So much so that I just had to share my brilliance with my date....

mistake number 1
it would have been mistake number 2, but that one was in your trousers

H20nly wrote:

SubFunk wrote:your entire nation is made out of twats isn't it?

yeah, but we're missing the cornerstone. when are you coming back?

that was a joke.

and i have to admit, that i don't get you, as in i don't understand the meaning of your words...!

it was a joke too.

as in - you're the biggest twat

H20nly wrote:it was a joke too.

as in - you're the biggest twat

ahhh, it has just been proven!

beats me wrote:

SubFunk wrote:i was just wondering about your theory, if it goes after your theory, then you would be not able to make a difference between
eating horseshit and caviar... because you are from the USA!

that is obviously my point, just a weird prejudice!

got me?

Well I was thinking that you feel the only thing the US has to offer in food is McDonalds, but the fact is chefs from all over the world come here and set up high end world renowned restaurants representing all corners of the globe. We're not all just gorging ourselves on fast-food, not to mention I don't think anybody can beat us on the bbq front.

What's that got to do with American cuisine? You get the same in the UK & Ireland and every other country in the world.

SubFunk wrote:

beats me wrote:

Gordon Ramsay wrote:have you ever eaten anything real irish or british?

they have as much fantastic stuff just like hundreds of other nations, except the US of course, they only have shit fastfood.

ROFL,

you guys have probably at least 12 of those kind of twats around. ehhh.......... hang on your entire nation is made out of twats isn't it?

I will admit that about 5 years ago there was some mandate handed down that we replace our token black person with a token British person in just about every reality show.

I think out of fairness every English speaking European reality show should have the token American redneck host or judge. Hell, it doesn't even have to be English speaking because I can't even understand them half the time either.

@ sub funk


still, say what you want about the rest of our food... I think beats me is right... no one can touch us on bar-b-que... (probably because most are trying to figure out how to eat it with a knife and fork..).

oh and hamburgers... I can't believe that something so simple can be fucked up and called a 'beef burger' as if changing the name somehow provides an excuse for ruining it or changes what it really is (should be).

Sage wrote:

beats me wrote:

SubFunk wrote:i was just wondering about your theory, if it goes after your theory, then you would be not able to make a difference between
eating horseshit and caviar... because you are from the USA!

that is obviously my point, just a weird prejudice!

got me?

Well I was thinking that you feel the only thing the US has to offer in food is McDonalds, but the fact is chefs from all over the world come here and set up high end world renowned restaurants representing all corners of the globe. We're not all just gorging ourselves on fast-food, not to mention I don't think anybody can beat us on the bbq front.

What's that got to do with American cuisine? You get the same in the UK & Ireland and every other country in the world.

Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

beats me wrote:Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

I'm not disagreeing about the reputation!

Just most flavour is added by sauces and stuff.

Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

if it goes after prejudice then ask prejudice europeans (just being as prejudice as you are right now on this topic) how they think of american food culture,
they will tell you it's by far the worse in the world and bbq is not even considered to be food you can take in any way serious..

basically it's just rubbish, apart that i claim that south africans and australians make even better bbqs then you. just to feed your prejudice...

SubFunk wrote:

Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

if it goes after prejudice then ask prejudice europeans (just being as prejudice as you are right now on this topic) how they think of american food culture,
they will tell you it's by far the worse in the world and bbq is not even considered to be food you can take in any way serious..

basically it's just rubbish, apart that i claim that south africans and australians make even better bbqs then you. just to feed your prejudice...

you're one of the most prejudiced Europeans on the forum.

It has to be said, as a keen food addict thas scours the web for rare recipes its a crime that the USA is often overlooked in international cuisine.

One of my biz associates from Baton Rouge mailed me his 40 year old family gumbo recipe and it was easily as sublime as the 1000 year old moglai byriani recipe I cooked the previous week.

Yer man Jamie Oliver's currently on a UK TV seriestouring the US in search of the best grindage.

Inspiring stuff.

Its just Jerry Lewis I can't forgive you guys for.....

(though we did off-set it with Benny Hill so....)

SubFunk wrote:

Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

if it goes after prejudice then ask prejudice europeans (just being as prejudice as you are right now on this topic) how they think of american food culture,
they will tell you it's by far the worse in the world and bbq is not even considered to be food you can take in any way serious..

basically it's just rubbish, apart that i claim that south africans and australians make even better bbqs then you. just to feed your prejudice...

This really hurts my feelings and when our feelings get hurt people die.

Take it back!

beats me wrote:

SubFunk wrote:

Are you disagreeing that Ireland and the UK have had a reputation for traditional bland and/or overcooked food? Let's pit that up against some Texas bbq.

if it goes after prejudice then ask prejudice europeans (just being as prejudice as you are right now on this topic) how they think of american food culture,
they will tell you it's by far the worse in the world and bbq is not even considered to be food you can take in any way serious..

basically it's just rubbish, apart that i claim that south africans and australians make even better bbqs then you. just to feed your prejudice...

This really hurts my feelings and when our feelings get hurt people die.

Take it back!

take what back? aussies and SA doing greater bbqs... LOL

ahhh.. get over it, you know people claim japanese cars are better the german ones, too

on the serious side it is between funny and scary how a majority still thinks about 'foreign foods' in general and we have 2009 and brutal globalism...

i still like a pint of the black stuff every now and then, thou...