Ableton Forum

b0unce wrote:

forge wrote:

Poster wrote: ooh ok..
but still I have other concerns with this board then some pron posts..

but you have no kids and you work for yourself - to crucial factors!

if you have kids, you should be hanging out with them instead of shooting smileys to middle-aged closet-homosexuals on this board, you useless cunts

best thing ever written on this steaming shitpile of a board, other than my own penetrating insights of course

hoffman2k wrote:Watch out for that Timur guy. I think he's close to strangling a kitten.

Huh?

Timur wrote:

hoffman2k wrote:Watch out for that Timur guy. I think he's close to strangling a kitten.

Huh?

we know. we know.

no timur no

Just thought I'd get in on this thread. It's a good idea.

I'm by far too busy to care for what's happening on the forum at the moment. I'm trying to prevent that my telephone and internet connections are cut tomorrow. But it looks like it will happen anyway because the new and the old provider don't communicate like you would expect from "communication" companies. Seems like my old provider will cut the line tomorrow and the new one will not be able to give me a new line until Feb. 29th.

Timur wrote:I'm by far too busy to care for what's happening on the forum at the moment. I'm trying to prevent that my telephone and internet connections are cut tomorrow. But it looks like it will happen anyway because the new and the old provider don't communicate like you would expect from "communication" companies. Seems like my old provider will cut the line tomorrow and the new one will not be able to give me a new line until Feb. 29th.

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*blink* ???

Whatever... It doesn't necessarily mean to be bad. One month with restricted internet access leaves more room to concentrate on more important things like working on my vocal and instrumental skills (ouch, my fingers hurt).

Tone Deft wrote:

M. Bréqs wrote:The Pron could make this site non-worksafe. That would not be cool.

I have never once clicked on a pron post 'accidentally', most often it's curiosity of what's going on. anyone who gets tricked by those posts should probably be taken out of the gene pool.

It's not clicking the link that's the issue; vigorous pron filters look for keywords that contain links, and then the addresses of those links and compare that to a list of "usual suspects". I know for instance that because of some common words used in Dungeons and Dragons, it's impossible to check out those sites at a lot of workplaces. So far, Ableton.com/forum is under the radar of commercially available internet filters, but for how much longer?

M. Bréqs wrote: So far, Ableton.com/forum is under the radar of commercially available internet filters, but for how much longer?

exactly

wait, does this mean that the porn bots come here because i do stuff like call people "dumb fuck cum-dumpsters?" Or say that "they should have been a blowjob?" Or encourage turtle sex? Or claim that certain people fellate stray dogs in their spare time?



because that's awesome.





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M. Bréqs wrote:So far, Ableton.com/forum is under the radar of commercially available internet filters, but for how much longer?

scaremongering comes naturally to Monty

forge wrote: exactly

why don't you get Angstrom to slap together a porn-killer-script ?
All you need surely is a list of the foul words that you don't want to see in the SUBJECT fields.

if: naughty word is in subject
then: hide thread
else: do nothing

Your problem, solved.
When the coast is clear you can hover your mouse over the censored thread SUBJECTS to see what they say, and if the coast is clear (no boss or kids) ... you can check it out, or not, or whatever......
Porn in 'regular' threads are few and far between, once in a blue moon material.