HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

kristoffer1989 · Post by **kristoffer1989** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:05 am

ollyb303 wrote:WOW. I followed the first 3 or 4 pages of this thread. Just came back and read the last page.

Now I have to read the whole thing.

That's exactly what happend to me:P read the first 4 post the other day and now the last page.. Now i just read the whole thing:P

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:34 am

I think he actually really did end up as the goat curry. The lovely Ms. Purpleshirt is posting in his stead making us think he's ok, having ransacked his belongings and usurped his identiy.

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:46 am

I'm pretty lost atm with no action on this post.

It's like my favorite tv show has been cancelled half way through the season.

Got to get a life........ and move on.

sven303 · Post by **sven303** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:02 am

Actually im thinking this thread has more potential than 'Lost'
So many twists in the storyline, its much more entertaining.

'Last time on Navitus, our hero was subjected to the unwanted advances of his lecherous boss. Unrelenting she hunted him down with a nailfile and the threat of an arranged marriage or the sack.....
Next time on Navitus, stay tuned where Navitus is forced to work late in to the night wearing just a thong, and ends up fighting off the advances of his boss again....except this time its his evil male boss'

play eerie sustained music now

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:43 am

This thread won't heat up again until our American friends wake up, they're really passionate about this sort of thing.

If it'd been Brits involved they would have just got on with fucking, probably discussing work issues at the same time.

"Ugh.. gnf.....squelch....nf.....did you get Gary to look at the printers last w...w...week?..........I...thhink the ttoners....nearly out....."

Germans would have just got on with it too, except using technological apparatus to help things along, accompanied by lots of gutteral shouting of encouragement from other work pals, also involved in the proceedings. Huge mugs of beer being spilled over the rubber bedsheets.

Australians would have discussed it like adults, at (politically correct) length before coming to the conclusion that it would probably be best not to proceed if one party were not really into it. They'd have then gone outside into the hot sunshine and met up with some colleagues to laugh about the whole misunderstanding. Sounds of strange birds in the background.

There'd be no dispute at all if they were Russians, the stronger of the two would simply have either forced the other into coitus or shot them if spurned. Either that or sold the weaker party into sex slavery in some horrible overseas shady city, London for instance.

Now if they'd been French........

stevehowlett · Post by **stevehowlett** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:13 pm

lol this post is righteous funny!

ha ha

the wisdom in this post is classic!

jasefos · Post by **jasefos** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:29 pm

I can't believe I read all the way to the end of the thread ... AND .. NOTHING !!!!

aRRRRgh

Back to my Maschine

Keddy · Post by **Keddy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:00 pm

It's Sunday morning, all good Americans are at Church and have no time for this type of juvenile debauchery.

I, on the other hand, am a lazy son of a bitch, laying in bed with my young, large breasted girlfriend, who I am not married to, reading her this thread.

FUCKING AMAZING gentlemen! Keep up the good work.

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:20 pm

Keddy wrote:I, on the other hand, am a lazy son of a bitch, laying in bed with my young, large breasted girlfriend, who I am not married to, reading her this thread.

Well, since this thread has gone dead and we haven't heard from our hero in a while, how about posting some pictures of your young, large breasted girlfriend?

That should spice things up a bit!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:33 pm

Martyn wrote:This thread won't heat up again until our American friends wake up, they're really passionate about this sort of thing.

If it'd been Brits involved they would have just got on with fucking, probably discussing work issues at the same time.

"Ugh.. gnf.....squelch....nf.....did you get Gary to look at the printers last w...w...week?..........I...thhink the ttoners....nearly out....."

Germans would have just got on with it too, except using technological apparatus to help things along, accompanied by lots of gutteral shouting of encouragement from other work pals, also involved in the proceedings. Huge mugs of beer being spilled over the rubber bedsheets.

Australians would have discussed it like adults, at (politically correct) length before coming to the conclusion that it would probably be best not to proceed if one party were not really into it. They'd have then gone outside into the hot sunshine and met up with some colleagues to laugh about the whole misunderstanding. Sounds of strange birds in the background.

There'd be no dispute at all if they were Russians, the stronger of the two would simply have either forced the other into coitus or shot them if spurned. Either that or sold the weaker party into sex slavery in some horrible overseas shady city, London for instance.

Now if they'd been French........

The Japanese would make incredibly violent cartoons out of the story just to be able to deal with it. In these cartoons, both Navitus and his boss would have very large round eyes...almost as though the Japs were trying to overcompensate for something...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:35 pm

^ oh and she'd have absurdly large tits and a very tiny waist.

and when they have gratuitously rough sex, she would giggle afterward like a schoolgirl.

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:35 pm

LOL, ur "hero" spent the sunday relaxing in his studio.

After yesterday i realized how dramatic we can make a situation or fear the worst. It has been entertaining and an eye opener, kind of brought us all together for 8 pages!!

We hung out last night and it really was ALL good.
I am so glad i have my friend back and no drama or fight or war happened.

U guys have been hilarious and supportive and its amazing how easy it is to get advice from folks u have never met or seen.

I love these forums.

And to the guy who checked this thread during a live set, WHY WHY WHY ???
No wonder reality TV is so entertaining!

Have a great week guys, and please return to music making and share ur beats with us.
Faisal

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:36 pm

navitus wrote: Have a great week guys, and please return to music making and share ur beats with us.
Faisal

You're joking, right? No one here makes any fucking music at all.

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:00 pm

navitus wrote:
It has been entertaining and an eye opener, kind of brought us all together for 8 pages!!

We hung out last night and it really was ALL good.

Is that code talk?

Does that mean you stuck it in her brown eye?

C'mon, this can't end like this. You have to do her now. You have to take one for the team now.

This isn't about you anymore. This stop being about you 18 pages ago!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:02 pm

^ I disagree...as soon as he does her, this thread will end. We've seen this in every show throughout history. As soon as you consummate, no one will watch any more.

Moonlighting?
X-files?
Northern Exposure?

The list goes on...

HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

what a post!!

Re: what a post!!