Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?

[machinesfuckingoff]

okay... so who should i send the dollar to?

Keep it in your wallet and buy some rubbers to avoid corrupting the gene pool.

[nathannn]

I see. One would assume you're spending your daily 15 minute prison internet cafe allotment, no?

this prison is owned by google.

That doesn't make sense. i think you are lying yank sludge. I think you are one of those Detroit hiphop scumbags who adores eminem.

you're on to me!

[H20nly]

okay... so who should i send the dollar to?

Keep it in your wallet and buy some rubbers to avoid corrupting the gene pool.

okay funken. you got it!


P.S. rubbers cost more than a dollar, but you'd have to have a reason to use one every now and then to know that.

[machinesfuckingoff]

That doesn't make sense. i think you are lying yank sludge. I think you are one of those Detroit hiphop scumbags who adores eminem.[/quote]

you're on to me![/quote]

Oh, and we also know that you use Magix Digital-DJ and that you find AL too complicated. Don't lie about that anymore either because we know.

[H20nly]

wait. i retract my funken comments...

funken knows how to use quotes.

this guy has fucked it up too many times...

[machinesfuckingoff]

wait. i retract my funken comments...

funken knows how to use quotes.

this guy has fucked it up too many times...

Ahem. Let me assist. "Literary Misdirection". Your even dumber than a log.

[stringtapper]

Your even dumber than a log.

"You're"

[H20nly]

[machinesfuckingoff]

stringcrapper + H20nly =

[regretfullySaid]

[earthloop]

Now that's just creepy shad. I am going to check under my bed now before I go to slepp!

[Forge.]

nah if anyone it's mccock

I highly doubt any of the yanks would know anything about southend, and I don't think it's Funken's style, however being a Euro McCock could well be clued in enough to pull it off

[Machinesworking]

nah if anyone it's mccock

bingo!

[Forge.]

BTW mccock... most of the locals just call it southend... or sarfend... they might say leigh-on-sea if that's where they live, maybe westcliff-on-sea at a stretch.... but usually just southend

If they put southend-on-sea they are wankers

[Forge.]

Where are you from Forge?

wish I fucking knew. I'm a lifetime rolling stone and actually quite tempted to answer "the Ableton forum". The closest I've got to any moss is where I am now since 8 years, so I'll say here, but most of my immediate and extended family is in England, yet I went to school in Australia so my school peers are Australian, even though they are mostly just some kind of Facebook avatar and not actually real any more. Fortunately neither Australia nor the UK have any rules against dual nationality so I'm happy to be British Australian. Oh, and I'm also eligible for Irish citizenship, so I'm quite possibly British Irish Australian, "Anglo-Celtic Australian" is more elegant but it doesn't quite apply as that is a term used to describe people who've been in Australia for more than one generation, and I don't fit that bill. My son almost might, except he was born in England, but he's an Australian citizen, so technically he's 2nd generation Australian.

And next year I will proabably be eligible for Scottish citizenship too, although as Scotland is still on the Island of Great Britain I still consider it "British" in name, regardless of national status. It's like "European" IMO and before long will possibly encapsulate the nations of England, Wales, Scotland, and maybe even Cornwall. Ulster might just end up being a completely independent nation that is neither British nor Irish but "Uladh", or just Ulster if the unionists can't bare to live with their Gaelic origins. Hopefully they won't really want to have another civil war after Scotland's peaceful example. In fact actually, I would probably be eligible for Uladh citizenship too as my grandfather was born in Belfast and only moved to Dublin when he was wee.

Frankly, I'm a mongrel, like most of British extraction if they care to look into it. In fact I think our successes are almost all down to our diversity, which is what I always take great pleasure in telling the BNP and other racist wankers who are labouring under the misaprehension that there is any such thing as pure British. No-one in the entire UK is more than about 25% Anglo Saxon— Thank fuck, considering I'm predominantly Celt and see them all as tainting our racial purity. *

*[disclaimer: in light of recent forum dramas, this is a joke]

Anyway... this is the globalized 21st century world.. "where are you from" is better off "where are you now"

I'm not sure if that post was for your benefit, or mine, or for any one of the fuckers from any one of my nationalities who might want to make me feel like I'm not really one of them.

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