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leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:57 pm

landrvr1 wrote:Hmm.

Trolling.

I love it. King Troll. That's me.

However.

One thing you won't see me do is troll in a legitimate music thread. I may chime in from time to time with the occasional bit of wit, but troll? I think not. Another thing that I've never done is attack someone outright in anything but a political/OT thread. Sometimes a member will get feisty with me, and I'll reply with good cheer, but that's as far as it goes.

King Troll. That's me. But only where it matters. Like here, for instance.

Does any of this score me points? Maybe 1/2 point for a nice try?

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BZZZZZT wrong again. Your input into the hawtin thread could only be seen as trolling. You don't even listen to fucking techno so don't shit on it.

.lm.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:58 pm

sorry to say but b0unce has to be the best troller of all time. when you can get people to argue with you for 10+ pages and get them REALLY fired up, then you might get my vote. nobody's better at pissing people off than b0unce. not calling him any names, just saying... the dude is good.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:59 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:no, not gonna tell us your stage name?

ok. i'll just go ahead and file you under the "ain't shit" catagory.

congrats on sharing a stage with Matthew Dear. lol right. maybe at an event where about 20 to 30 acts shared that stage.

.lm.

HA-Ha! no there were only three of us!

There were however only about 20 or 30 people in the room. Actually Matt Dear show was more like two years ago. I live in the midwest. Figure out what my stage name is...

Google. Mother. Fucker.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:00 pm

Tone Deft wrote:sorry to say but b0unce has to be the best troller of all time. when you can get people to argue with you for 10+ pages and get them REALLY fired up, then you might get my vote. nobody's better at pissing people off than b0unce. not calling him any names, just saying... the dude is good.

Who asked you shit?

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:02 pm

thats a laugh.

you talked shit about ME. You called ME out. I said to you, "who the fuck are you, then?"

and yes, bitch, i was playing in nyc clubs before i could drink in them. and yes, i was making electronic music in high school. i didn't list that in my 13 years, though. that's how long i've been playing out.

.lm.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:04 pm

oh, you edited. thats ok, you know what you said.

as if i'm going to try to figure out who you are by attempting to google a midwest matthew dear show from 2 years ago. you are a joke.

.lm.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:06 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:thats a laugh.

you talked shit about ME. You called ME out. I said to you, "who the fuck are you, then?"

and yes, bitch, i was playing in nyc clubs before i could drink in them. and yes, i was making electronic music in high school. i didn't list that in my 13 years, though. that's how long i've been playing out.

.lm.

And you create pound puppy remixes? And are proud of them? I'm not being a dick right now... I'm dead serious. That's what your early experiences have brought you to?

I'm working on a remix of a Carsten Jost track. You know Dial records in Hamburg? What about Traum or Trapez? Those are real labels all of which I have contributed or are in the process of contributing to.

I have family members in Croatia and have played parties there. Fuck NYC. Try playing in Zagreb and then talk to me about an experience.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:08 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:oh, you edited. thats ok, you know what you said.

as if i'm going to try to figure out who you are by attempting to google a midwest matthew dear show from 2 years ago. you are a joke.

.lm.

Did you not try and have me do the same thing?

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:12 pm

frankly i don't give a shit what you think. if you want to give me a name, i'll check out your shit.

i've been playing live sets in the nyc area for over a decade. under the names sporangia, monophonic antelope cabal, and leisure muffin. you can google it if you want to. i've shared a stage with all sorts of people. and my last gig wasn't two fucking years ago. I'm not interested in having a war over who's done more music with someone who won't say who they are. I could make up all sorts of shit about what i do if i didn't tell anybody who i was. I have no reason to believe you, and no reason to care. so fuck off.

pound puppy was for fun, and some people here on this forum who aren't complete jerk offs participated in playinng with a recording of me signing a song that i made up on the spot when i was drunk out of my mind.

if you don't get it, you don't get it. But i'm not insulted that you don't think a JOKE has artistic merits.

.lm.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:13 pm

thelike5 wrote:
leisuremuffin wrote:oh, you edited. thats ok, you know what you said.

as if i'm going to try to figure out who you are by attempting to google a midwest matthew dear show from 2 years ago. you are a joke.

.lm.
Did you not try and have me do the same thing?

"leisure muffin" google it. most of the results are about me. all of the music ones are.

.lm.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:18 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:
thelike5 wrote:
leisuremuffin wrote:oh, you edited. thats ok, you know what you said.

as if i'm going to try to figure out who you are by attempting to google a midwest matthew dear show from 2 years ago. you are a joke.

.lm.
Did you not try and have me do the same thing?

"leisure muffin" google it. most of the results are about me. all of the music ones are.

.lm.

Oh nevermind... it was too rude to add. I'll let you bask in glory and your silly handle. Dude, you are obviously well over 30. Nobody uses handles anymore. Use your real name already!!

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:21 pm

yeah, nevermind, bitch.

i could say i played with anyone i wanted to and have released shit on any label i wanted to if i was anonymous.

.lm.

mdk · Post by **mdk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:21 pm

this has all turned out rather nice hasnt it.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:22 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:yeah, nevermind, bitch.

i could say i played with anyone i wanted to and have released shit on any label i wanted to if i was anonymous.

.lm.

Bitch? What are you black and 18 now? Wash that dirty Jersey-dick sucking mouth out boy.

4.33 · Post by **4.33** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:23 pm

landr1 and thelike5

GET.A.LIFE. (possibly together)

instead of pointlessly filling www with self-obsession dominated posts

you will not prove yourself here. there will always be someone who will remind you that currently you are pathetic losers.

get real