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H20nly wrote: yeah the only reason some of don't get along is because getting to that 18th page is a mothafuka!!

actually it's pretty easy when you have the right motherfuckers on board.

where is that fat little Irish shit?

/hides

Hey, I'm not Irish

What gives?

Tone Deft wrote:

H20nly wrote: yeah the only reason some of don't get along is because getting to that 18th page is a mothafuka!!

actually it's pretty easy when you have the right motherfuckers on board.

where is that fat little Irish shit?

/hides

I wasn't talking about me personally getting to the 18th page... although... I certainly have helped, especially with the aid of said Irish turd.

agent314 wrote:Hey, I'm not Irish

What gives?

just poking fun at a guy I/we flame war with waaaaay too much.

I can tell you're not Irish, you know what pi is.

agent314 wrote:Oh, I'm sorry, were you looking for meaningful discussion of Ableton features and functionality but instead got a vacuous quagmire of resolution-less complaining?

Here - let me keep this up for about 18 more pages and then we can have a nice heart-to-heart on the topic.

lets say i try to keep a balance between ableton bashing and constructiv input.. they defently deserve the bashing..
L8.2 is the best example.. first things first..all hail serato...

but as it seems the defently can use some input.. they seem a bit lost with all the different terretorrys they are fighting on..

dj tool..daw... live instrument.. looping device for guitarists.. remote controlers.. internet share..
Its easy to forget about little things..especially with the never complaining ableton user base..

Its had work to compensate for that

yeah, they deserve all the bashing for offering you in house support, and staying true to deliver all the functions they promised in a stable way since now around a year, not working on anything else.

indeed.

yeah..

3phase wrote:lets say i try to keep a balance between ableton bashing and constructiv input.. they defently deserve the bashing..

that's where people get tired of your rants.

calling Ableton out on how their software can be improved is something we can all appreciate.

the ugly words, the hate, the rants, the derogatory name calling and all that turn people off and make them want to do the same to you.

funny, I think 3phase gets the most personalized attention of any forumite.

i guess at the next big ableton meeting where ever, there'll be a special 3phase moment. i'll celebrate it with a bluescreen screensaver running

i get crashed a lot. is it 8.2 or my computer is getting older.. also i get the warning "very low memory, save and quit now!"

3phase wrote:especially with the never complaining ableton user base..

found the issue!!!

You think that the Ableton user base never complains. Whew what a relief this has all just been a big misunderstanding.

You can stop your one man bash/dog Ableton campaign now. I can assure you this forum has more whine than Napa Valley and Italy combined. Now that you know please take a break and give others a chance to bitch and be assholes. Its not a community if you do all the work.

get more ram?

davepermen wrote:i guess at the next big ableton meeting where ever, there'll be a special 3phase moment. i'll celebrate it with a bluescreen screensaver running

i hope they say than..
lets fix the bloody sync to silence this guy.

When they get the sync done i promisse to be a nice 3phase..maybe even a fanboy..kind of.. i will dress my critics in flowers from than on,
and will praise the name of ableton in other forums and the real real world for finaly beeing a program that can be used like a hardware device on stage without cons or inferior performance in any field..

amen

you'll always find something. you will never be happy. prove i'm not right, i'd be happy.

i'd program in a "we love you, 3phase" message box (and text-to-speak trough the speakers of the chosen soundcard), when ever live crashes.

and if you actually do, you do the same you do now: exaggerate massively, and lie.

but..

i think the pitchtracking to midi plug is really not such a bad idea..

what a star treck tricorder style guitar tuner that would be