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all your stoner buddies steal your lighters

sparklepuff wrote:

nebulae wrote:

sparklepuff wrote:My parole officer always warns me, "There's a fine line between angry sex and rape. Think about that next time."

It's not rape if it's up the bum.

Holy crap, I was unaware of that. Another excellent reason, folks, to always consult your lawyer. They know every poophole, excuse me, loophole there is.

Rape is such a strong word. I much prefer "Suprise Sex!"

timothyallan wrote: Rape is such a strong word. I much prefer "Suprise Sex!"

You had me at "Pigeon"

lol did you finally watch that??

ethios4 wrote:I'm using this great moment in this great thread to quietly announce that today is my birthday!

Happy birthday! You can keep the lighter.

beats me wrote: The smoking section is the best place to meet women, second only to the dance floor.

I thought standing in the DJ booth was above those two...

Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone

I took two lighters to my birthday party, lost them both, and come home with someone else's. :sigh:

sherman wrote:Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone

and all 19 were out of fluid.

beats me wrote:

sherman wrote:Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone

and all 19 were out of fluid.

Actually, no.. Most were full. If I dont have one in my pocket when I go to buy a pack of smokes, I'll buy a new one. Funny thing is, not two days later, they were all gone again. Lucky I found one behind my axiom