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andydes wrote:

vicz wrote:chav rock - it has a certain je ne sais quoi....

from The Guardian

For the good of humanity I would encourage you to actively prevent people from buying it.

Not a fan I guess

This is why I buy the Guardian.

Except I'd imagine papers like the Guardian said the same thing about hip hop, rave, house, acid when those genres first hit the headlines.

It's not that I always agree with their opinions or tastes, but it's usually pretty funny when they tear something to shreds.

arrrrrgh - donk ! FFS .

eee it's not like is was in 88

all these diffrent made up bullshit genres drive me more insane than a weekend playin at a travellers freeparty , and not in a good way !

donk

foogermooger wrote:Ask sweetjesus, i heard a rumour hes listens to donk music on his ipod

im a bit late to the party.. but i heard someone wanted more donk?

sweetjesus wrote:im a bit late to the party.. but i heard someone wanted more donk?

To close the circle... the question of the thread we're in is "wtf is donk?" more towards understanding the nature of the genre and how (or not) is distiguished from other genres.

The question of this thread: http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=115892 is "Taking the 'donk' genre as a given (and the colo(u)rful "chavs" who originated it notwithstanding) discuss and describe the distinguishing aspects (if any) of donk's beat".

The questions have merit, I believe, because the world is in a glum state, and when this occurs it is often even more fertile ground for inane diversions, including the diversion of discussing such diversions in the manner of one having a pickle up one's butt.

[edit] moreover, if 'Ableton is killing one's transients' as discussed in another thread, this would seem to indicate an impediment when applying a banging donk.

Burberry, Adidas and Gold Bling.....................

Not to mention the eyes?

Need we say more?

Probably.

Z.

DONK!

Rinsemeister wrote:Burberry, Adidas and Gold Bling.....................

Ok, I get ^this... but

Not to mention the eyes?

The eyes?

I have to confess that I have a connection with the donk in that I worked on the 'put a donk on it video' and made the donk machine, or Donkamatic 3000.