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nebulae wrote:Not quite as gay as I had hoped...but here's a shot with me, ChiDJ, and a random stripper from the French Quarter.

That's a dude, dude.

knotkranky wrote:

nebulae wrote:Not quite as gay as I had hoped...but here's a shot with me, ChiDJ, and a random stripper from the French Quarter.

When is she due?

You think you're making a funny, but the absolute honest truth is that she's 3 months along. The best part is that she told me this in between puffs of cigarette smoke and asking me to buy her a stiff drink. Classic.

timothyallan wrote:

Thx, TA, brilliant!

(next time, photoshop out my tripple chin! WTF?!)

stringtapper wrote:

nebulae wrote:Not quite as gay as I had hoped...but here's a shot with me, ChiDJ, and a random stripper from the French Quarter.

That's a dude, dude.

Now now, be nice. She may be a skanky whore, but she's not a man. Next time I'm on Bourbon Street, I'll take pictures of real shemales, and you can compare for yourself.

@neb



ok, wait a minute, she must've been working at "CBGB OBGYN"

Neb, you are one cool mofo... Probably the only guy in this forum that can pull off a smile in a pic and still be considered respectable.

Congrats Tod. I could not imagine 3 years of a drawn out divorce. Then again, I bet neither could you have, otherwise you wouldn't have married her. Anyway, good luck with the reinvention, and I definitely had a laugh. Reminds me of Boat Trip... probably one of the dumbest movies ever, but somehow still funny and Rosalyn Sanchez was reason alone to watch.

nebulae wrote:

Hey Neb, looks like you've lost a fair bit of weight in that pic, the Step Aerobics and line dancing classes been paying off for you? Interesting, I thought the slimfast was a better option.

Jesus christ the place will be filled with gorgeous women and their gay friends, just remember to be nice to the gays and the women will love you. Even pretent your gay for a time until a chick says, its a pity your gay and then jump on her and show her her cribbage slot is made for your Lotus pen

you should do what the mint invader did

Where the fuck did you guys go? You should have hit up the hustler club on bourbon or the sex club six doors down and on the other side of the street from the hustler club. New Orleans is a great place to go any time. Ive had a blast during the daytime gay parade on fat tuesdays, I would never have a second thought about going.

Well, I'm back! Just finished my second round of tetanus shots so I think I'm all good!

New Orleans was a blast! It exceeded all my expectations. The Decadance Party, (Gehy Party), was actually very low key compared to Chicago Pride.

Major Props to Neb! First for just showing up. Second for sticking around when he found us in the absolutely filthiest strip club in New Orleans. He walked into Sodom and Gomorrah, grabbed a bar stool, ordered a drink and fit right in.

And third for taking me to the best omelette house in N.O.

I will be making this trip at least annually. Good for the spirit, great for the libido. Bad for the liver!

Tod

PS-I hit every strip club on Bourbon Street and off. (Hit the Hustler club twice).

that chick makes me wana throw up, looks like a crack head

timothyallan wrote:

wow, that's just plain amazing....

I cannot understate how relieved I am that you made it back to Chicago alive. Now answer that SMS I sent about whether you dick is still intact.

check for aids?