Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

heavensdaw · Post by **heavensdaw** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:07 pm

What's jizz?

Hd

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:07 pm

It's sad that we are so closed minded as a species. Such a powerful renewable food source going to waste in untold numbers of socks, tissue, magazines, midi controllers, and such. People will eat monkey brains, but bust a nut into someone's sandwich and you go to jail. Sad sad world.

heavensdaw · Post by **heavensdaw** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:18 pm

ethios4 wrote:It's sad that we are so closed minded as a species. Such a powerful renewable food source going to waste in untold numbers of socks, tissue, magazines, midi controllers, and such. People will eat monkey brains, but bust a nut into someone's sandwich and you go to jail. Sad sad world.

Lol'd

Mate don't wanna buy any of your unwanted gear!

Hd

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:26 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:I'm not even allowed to come within 1000 feet of petting zoos in my home country anymore.

.lm.

lol

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:12 pm

Define "asleep"

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:19 pm

In your case, 'asleep' means 'engaged in sexual intercourse with you'

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:21 pm

Your mom's been talking smack about me again, eh?

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:22 pm

Not been saying much for the past 3 years, you necrophile!

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:24 pm

Dead girls don't say no.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:24 pm

At first i was like.. "honestly, dont think so"
But if i said that i would be lying.

Inside and out.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:25 pm

pulsoc wrote:Dead girls don't say no.

LOL

Jacqueslacouth · Post by **Jacqueslacouth** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:40 pm

I used to be a necro until I got my heart broke when the last bitch just up and split.

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:52 am

leisuremuffin wrote:I'm sure that the first brave soul to try caviar was called insane for doing it.

Somewhere out there, the next big culinary discovery is waiting. I've made many efforts, but small minded people are always trying to slow me down with their hang ups. I'm not even allowed to come within 1000 feet of petting zoos in my home country anymore.

.lm.

Your culinary innovation needs a name.

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:59 am

I don't recommend frying it up with bacon though even if it does fry up like egg whites

I also wouldn't recommend whisking it up and making a souffle out of it, unless you're serving it to someone visiting who's a real douche

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:13 am

I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin, Ive been thinking about making throwaways own special soap for years...I wonder what other health benefits it has.

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