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As far as I was aware, Apple cornered the education sector most 'aggressively'
anyways, bitch, I was talking about iTouch et al.
this iSlate thing is looking like a 10" iTouch.

Shillelagh Law wrote:As far as I was aware, Apple cornered the education sector most 'aggressively'
anyways, bitch, I was talking about iTouch et al.
this iSlate thing is looking like a 10" iTouch.

Do you mean 'bitch' in the 'I'm looking to pound your nice round arse because I'm a gruffy top bear' kinda way?

Or in the 'I'm new here and want to make friends fast' kinda way?

lol.

Close, I mean 'bitch' in the I'm going to fist your shapeless arse cos I'm a gruffy top bear...kinda way.

*spits on your asshole*

Yikes. Rough trade.

Hmmmm... yeah. Well, sorry to interrupt all the fisting and fucking and felching and fingering.

If anybody wants to have a DIY multi-touch screen, this guy has a nice idea over at Instructables.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to- ... touch-Pad/

Sorry if this is old news, or if you'd rather have a proper one. I don't know how any of the software works or how it might be intergrated with Live and it's interface. But I'm sure somebody clever here can figure it out.

Oh and sorry again for walking in on you guys doing your... thing. Maybe you should lube that before you... oh I see, it's meant to hurt him? Oh. OK. Well. I'll be going now. Sorry. Bye.

...bending over to pick up the bearshaped bathsoap,
Did I miss something?

telekom wrote:Hmmmm... yeah. Well, sorry to interrupt all the fisting and fucking and felching and fingering.

If anybody wants to have a DIY multi-touch screen, this guy has a nice idea over at Instructables.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to- ... touch-Pad/

Sorry if this is old news, or if you'd rather have a proper one. I don't know how any of the software works or how it might be intergrated with Live and it's interface. But I'm sure somebody clever here can figure it out.

Oh and sorry again for walking in on you guys doing your... thing. Maybe you should lube that before you... oh I see, it's meant to hurt him? Oh. OK. Well. I'll be going now. Sorry. Bye.

There was felching involved? Shit, was I that drunk?

Yep, definitely B0unce again

*old habits dieing hard*

Sherlock Holmes wrote:Yep, definitely B0unce again

*old habits dieing hard*

hmm!
I always thought LoopStation aped & imitated heir b0unce out of a heady mix of flattery and a complete lack of imagination... I doubt he's the real deal.

Shillelagh Law wrote:

Sherlock Holmes wrote:Yep, definitely B0unce again

*old habits dieing hard*

hmm!
I always thought LoopStation aped & imitated heir b0unce out of a heady mix of flattery and a complete lack of imagination... I doubt he's the real deal.

This is true. I have a small woodcut of you that I keep in a soft leather pouch which hangs warmly next to my nutsack.

Sometimes it tickles. Othertimes it chaffs and that's your little way of reminding me that I'm not you.

True story, that.