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raging about my kebab place

I thought you people solve your disputes through parades now.

This is so retro.

beats me wrote:I thought you people solve your disputes through parades now.

This is so retro.

funky shit wrote:

beats me wrote:I thought you people solve your disputes through parades now.

This is so retro.

Too soon?

Sorry to hear about your kebab place.

I'm obviously misguided on what is safe humor in these situations. Didn't do too well in the Love Parade stampede thread either.

But be comforted that you're probably a generally happier person than I am.

beats me wrote:

funky shit wrote:

beats me wrote:I thought you people solve your disputes through parades now.

This is so retro.

Too soon?

Sorry to hear about your kebab place.

I'm obviously misguided on what is safe humor in these situations. Didn't do too well in the Love Parade stampede thread either.

But be comforted that you're probably a generally happier person than I am.

naw man crack jokes all you want, that one was just not funny

funky shit wrote:naw man crack jokes all you want, that one was just not funny

OH! I confused the "that was stupid" for the "inappropriate" .

Damn you Internet for your double meaning open to translation bullshit!

If dodgy kebabs were causing people to go on bombing campaigns, there's be nothing left of Green Lanes in London, one of my old stamping grounds as a student. I used to love having a dozen kebab shops to choose from after a night out, getting out of the Manor House tube station and getting a doner or shish kebab. Usually you'd pay the price the next morning though, gastro-intestinally ....so those people better not set up shop in Derry

Republican Action Against kebabs.

Still it looks worse than it is after a bombing, the people get evacuated safely but with ketchup and tabasco sauce splashing everywhere, it looks like a Quentin Tarantino movie inside

Wife:"Lotfi, where is this "Derry" place we are moving to?"
Lotfi: "Oh it's just a quiet little town in a country near England called Ireland. It looks like a peaceful place in a very nice green land where we can go and leave behind the terrible wars in our country, I'm sure nothing bad could ever happen there."

Not to be left out, a new faction came to the fore in Northern Ireland.

Loyalist Paramilitaries Against Curry. No Pilau Rice and Chicken Madras to be spared ...

no surrender.

Bro. That shit is just fucked up. I'm glad I just have good old fashioned racism to deal with here in Chicago. I'm fortunate enough to be white. So the Bangers just ignore me.


I also have no religious, ethnic, or cultural biases. I think everyone is a twat and I treat them all accordingly. Well, unless they are interested in blowing me.

ChiDJ wrote:I'm glad I just have good old fashioned racism to deal with here in Chicago. I'm fortunate enough to be white. So the Bangers just ignore me.

I do dearly love you, Chi, but these sentences taken together make absolutely no sense at all. Is someone having a Special K night again and didn't invite me?