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hold alt with the pen you can draw any fing curve you want draw a f..cking loop-de-loop

people find any excuse they can why some outside problem is holding them back from being amazing

stfu and be happy with this amazing and versatile program

if it werent for daws you would be banging 2 pots together and complaining about the handles, or more likely jerkin yer gerkin all day

other DAWs jerk your gerkin for you, why does Ableton make me do ALL the gerkin jerkin work?

lazy thieving incompetent ignorant bastards.

so i was on the forum and read that Live makes you amazing if you hold the alt key. i held the alt key for 6 hours and i am still not that amazing. is this a bug?

Ableton really needs to fix this. it's KILLING MY WORKFLOW, C,MON ABLETON! if you dont fix this soon or respond to my post directly i will be forced to say mean things...

you have to hold it for 10,000 hours.

lol, for real..hehe

that was sharp td

but when i use reaper...

but when i use logic...

but when i use PRO tools...

one day there will be, i am imagining, a two control daw

theres a dropdown list for genre, and a 'create' button

and out will pop a perfectly mastered track of whatever kind you want

and there will complaints, and belly-aching, lol...probably a LOT

hahaha this is hilarious I've scratching my head wondering why everything I do turns out sooo shit.. Now I know.. thank the lord, praise be for this deeep inspiring insight!

Gotta get out more..

Hd

Tone Deft wrote:other DAWs jerk your gerkin for you, why does Ableton make me do ALL the gerkin jerkin work?

lazy thieving incompetent ignorant bastards.

My version of Ableton "tugs like a good `Un!"

You are inserting the gerkin that requires jerkin in to the PCIexpress slot right? Gotta be the express.

Hope this helps.

Oh, btw, GENIUS responses, LOLing like a Facebooker over here.

you guys are cazy

Because Live has no split screen function.

How the fuck can I make good beats with only 1 screen????

It's beyond me.

Music made with only 1 screen always sounds....... unprofessional.

I just professionally farted on portools.....

I mixed an album in live and got paid for it. But I guess that doesn't make me a pro now.