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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:25 am
by ian_halsall
yur2die4 wrote:When you're using the cracked version, you know damn well it came with a virus.
But that's what happens when you develop the soft-ware with only two beta testees..... ....
that is just too awesome - hats off
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:28 am
by yur2die4
Between pitch correction, timbre and formant controls for vocal augmentation, it will also reveal a new parameter called scrotum.
Ballbag will have the latest tools for scrotum analysis. You can do xy scrotal cross modulation and make your cat meowing grunt like a hippo. With the expander you can force it to stick to sideband frequencies, just be careful not to add too much warmth for fear of scrotal artifacts in your final bounce.
My favorite preset is Castrati.
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:34 am
by ian_halsall
pitch erection
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:38 am
by ian_halsall
with Ballbag you need a load of RAM
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 am
by H20nly
sidechaining minimizes Ballbag, while running the master channel hot maximizes it.
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:06 am
by Valiumdupeuple
My english is not good enough to play with you guys, but at least I understand and having a lot of fun.
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:24 am
by eyeknow
yur2die4 wrote:When you're using the cracked version, you know damn well it came with a virus.
But that's what happens when you develop the soft-ware with only two beta testees..... ....
Omg, bitwig is the bestest EVA for the laughs!
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:27 am
by CR78
Ballbag's 'Bounce in Place' is not recommended for the squeamish......
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:29 am
by H20nly
...not even if you compress with a soft knee.
Ballbag's reverb moves a person's thing... again.
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:00 am
by kb420
The other thread should be renamed, "The Great Ballbag Masturbation".
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:13 am
by ian_halsall
The Ballbag Academy
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:01 pm
by Donnie
Coming soon: Bannanahammock. Achieve Ballbag mastery with this groundbreaking control surface.
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:07 pm
by jbw
The great thing about Ballbag is that it includes different skins for customization: Smooth, Hairy, and my favorite, Sweaty!
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:15 pm
by ian_halsall
Ballbag has a great look and feel
Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:19 pm
by tone61
I ordered my new DAW to complement Live9.
Next week I'll see what's the product name in the box cover.