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ironically, the poor bastard who found this AND managed to prove the theory on how to make it happen by re-creating the exact parameters, has less chance of getting laid than almost anyone in a refugee camp.

I dunno man, I worked with a guy who was big on video game rpg stories (including DS titles!) and he had a wife who made a living as a cosplay designer (sewing).
There's got to be 10s of thousands of similars in this day and age.



Why hasn't Lauryn Hill teamed up with Sally Struthers?

Ableton should partner with some other companies to distribute some gear like a netbook, microphone and copy of Live standard to some camps to provide some morale and distraction from future retirement plan activities.

I love watching liberals fight each other.

Are there any classic pictures or videos you can point to that are like the default image in your mind?

Er…



…that's all I got.

stringtapper wrote:I love watching liberals fight each other.

I know, right? Fuck me it's the best.

I'm not a liberal. I live in California. People constantly confuse the two.

I'm just a mouse. Both sides can fuck themselves.

beats me wrote:I'm not a liberal. I live in California. People constantly confuse the two.

Seriously, I would not want to live in a country where your position is the liberal one!

TomViolenz wrote:

beats me wrote:I'm not a liberal. I live in California. People constantly confuse the two.

Seriously, I would not want to live in a country where your position is the liberal one!

Bah, liberals are all about feeling good about themselves with their theoretical non solutions. Let's just air drop some pallets of quinoa, kale, vaccinations, and gay marriage. Problem solved. Hug it out, people.

beats me wrote:

TomViolenz wrote:

beats me wrote:I'm not a liberal. I live in California. People constantly confuse the two.

Seriously, I would not want to live in a country where your position is the liberal one!

Bah, liberals are all about feeling good about themselves with their theoretical non solutions. Let's just air drop some pallets of quinoa, kale, vaccinations, and gay marriage. Problem solved. Hug it out, people.

Conservatives just like to feel good about themselves not helping by always blaming the other for his/her misfortune.
Rant about those irresponsible moochers, who are just out for our money to continue their lazy, irresponsible lifestyle on our dime. All just to smite us and undermine our superior cultural ethics.
Problem solved.
AMIRITE?!

Stringtapper brought this thread down the road which may not be traveled on the Ableton forum. So to sum it up before the thread gets locked.

beats me: Bringing new life into a world that is defined by extreme poverty, disease, death, and violence is bullshit.

The more educated: It's a time honored tradition of cultural survival and a retirement plan.

TomV: beats me is a big heartless meany!

beats me wrote:Stringtapper brought this thread down the road which may not be traveled on the Ableton forum. So to sum it up before the thread gets locked.

beats me: Bringing new life into a world that is defined by extreme poverty, disease, death, and violence is bullshit.

The more educated: It's a time honored tradition of cultural survival and a retirement plan.

TomV: beats me is a big heartless meany!

I like how you excluded me and yourself from the "The more educated" group...
I'll go into my corner now to sulk, you big heartless meany!

The really important questions:

How do starving people have the energy to fuck in the first place?

Why do we never get pictures of this starving fucking as it's taking place and only pictures of the aftermath with the kids with flies on them?

When will the liberals of the world start at the root by trying to talk the men of these countries into acting like good liberals themselves instead of raping women or refusing to wear condoms?

stringtapper wrote:How do starving people have the energy to fuck in the first place?

As Adam Carolla puts it the west keeps sending them food and vaccinations so they can carry on with their rape parade.