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I can say without a doubt that all the best German girls Live in Canada.

Polish girls. That's all you need to know. Go to Warsaw. Make sure you take a little box to put your eyes into when they pop out of your head.

spiderprod wrote:and beer

Not True.
We do THAT!
http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/acatalog ... eer_9.html

and SuppaTrigga is also Belgian!

Germans make the best ... other things, like those mentioned above by others, and stuff

smart1123 wrote:I can say without a doubt that all the best German girls Live in Canada.

Can't say I ever met any German girls in Vancouver, but the German girls I met in Montreal were very nice indeed... despite the hairy armpits.

Germans make the best other Germans in the world.

I make the best 1/2 germans in the world
Their names are Caleb and Caius
(My german wife helped too)

highdropod wrote:Seriously ladies. Shave those armpits. Please.

Why?
Can anyone explain why we are not best the way we are made from the start?
Would you seriously go along with a demand from the q's to shave your legs?

// C

Angstrom wrote:you like the world the best software Germans make

[translater widget expermimental]

to german:
Sie mögen die Welt, welche die besten Software Deutschen bilden

then to french:
Ils veulent le monde que le meilleur logiciel des Allemands forment

then to dutch:
Zij willen de wereld die de beste software van de Duitsers vormt

then back to english:
They want the world which forms the best software of the duitsers

then to spanish:
Desean el mundo que forma el mejor software de los duitsers

to french again:
Ils souhaitent le monde qui forme le meilleur software des duitsers

to portugeese:
Desejam o mundo que forma melhor "software" dos duitsers

and finally back to english:
They desire the world that better forms "software" of duitsers

one vote for hairy arm pits.

and one vote for:





-lm

Germans do make damn good software.
Also add to the list...

Stefan Kirch a.k.a. Stiwi from www.Alphakanal.de (Automat, Buzzer2)
Urs Heckman from www.u-he.com (Zebra, Filterscape, Zoyd, More Feedback Machine)
TC Electronic / TC Works from www.tcworks.de (TC Native Bundle, Spark XL, Powercore)
reFX from www.refx.net (Slayer 2, Thrasher, Vanguard)
Linplug from www.linplug.com (Albino, RMIV)

there are damn good belgiums, swedes, swiss, french, polish, british, american, australian, and canadian folks in the game as well. Its great that we have so much to choose from (or simply accumulate in my case)

but most of my fave software is actually american, not trying to be a patriot but its true!. Pluggo, Elemental Audio, Wave Arts, Tritone Digital (though 1/2 french), URS Plugins, Audio Damange, and iZotope stuff. These fx plugins are my bread and butter and define my sound more than any synth or host could.

but for instruments and hosts - ich liebe die Deutschen !!!

its been a nice read after waking up to myself to read about all that .., I had to slap myself in the face twice then went for a cold tuna sandwich,.

yeah, hairy armpits, cat milk, if its German, bring it on.

ChiDJ wrote:Yeah they make some great software. But they also love David Hasselhoff

Did someone say, "David Hasselhoff'?

T.C. Electronic is, or at least originally was Danish.
German ladies, are OK but my european preferences are No.1 Italianas, 2. Chechs/Slovaks a then Spanish and the rest.
I have chosen Frankfurt instead of London ( which is probably the greatest city in the civilised world) when relocating to Europe for 2 reasons the weather and the women ( I mean to say nearly any place is better then UK)

yeah, tc is danish, i think they've outsourced their software development to Germany with TCworks - because of the aforementioned super-programmers - but afaik the algorithms were originally made for the hardware... in Denmark

and lets not forget..
the germans make the best faderfoxes