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anti-banausic wrote:Socrates:

"What would you do if you weren't afraid?"

Put Laura Bush down on my HO pay roll and put her on the strip to make that cash with her presidential ass

I'd have her on tour coast to coast charging the most

She'd be my bottom bitch if y'all know what that fuck a nigga is saying - shiiiiieeeettttt!


That's what I would do if I wasn't afraid


A to the Double Dizzle !!!

to each his own I suppose.

Like your style Adonis, the forum is too full of pussys and not enough bitch tamers.
Too many cunts whinning about various fag problems because thier mothers butt-fucked them with a 19" black strap-on. What a bunch of puss ridden fuck stumps.

Wow. I am so thoroghly unimpressed with the responses and behavior of so many people on this thread.

However, I have found Eminem's first album is very helpful after a bad break up, so I don't know what to say.

In response to the "dominant male" comments - I'd just like to point out that while there may be a degree of truth to it on some levels and with some people, it's also only true if the woman in question operates more on that primitive animal level, but not all of them do these days, we are evolving as a species and part of the reason is down to women being choosy over who fertilises that one egg a month their ovaries produce. Men on the other hand are far less choosy about who gets the 300 million sperm a day we produce.

while it's true to say we have more complex social structures and that the rules are more complex .. I wouldnt say this negates the ancient primitive drives. Men still find 'child bearing hips' , youth and breasts as sexually atractive - whether they want to procreate or not.

women still find alpha males of their social order attractive. My girlfriend is pretty intelligent but she first was attracted to me by seeing me on stage. She gets more possesive when other women get interested. Our value as males still lies in looking like a good catch and that we will be able to provide both good healthy sperm and support. Whether the woman doing the choosing wants kids or not, these are often still the subliminally deciding factors.
They are the anthropological foundations of our species, we can bury them or decorate them - but they still support our complex lives.

I still say get laid........ trust me- you'll feel much better. It may be cold, but it works.

Smoke a fatty (if you do)
Drink a beer (not too many, and stay off hard liquor)
Write some music (most important)
Wait (Time heals)

Respect

Luke

True Love is unconditional.....

Angstrom wrote:while it's true to say we have more complex social structures and that the rules are more complex .. I wouldnt say this negates the ancient primitive drives. Men still find 'child bearing hips' , youth and breasts as sexually atractive - whether they want to procreate or not.

women still find alpha males of their social order attractive. My girlfriend is pretty intelligent but she first was attracted to me by seeing me on stage. She gets more possesive when other women get interested. Our value as males still lies in looking like a good catch and that we will be able to provide both good healthy sperm and support. Whether the woman doing the choosing wants kids or not, these are often still the subliminally deciding factors.
They are the anthropological foundations of our species, we can bury them or decorate them - but they still support our complex lives.

I did the alpha male thing for a while... got me lots of pussy, but didn't feel real enough to me. I tired myself, acting alert and cocky all the time. Plus I wouldn't know if the chicks would digg my other sides too. I guess I'm trying to say: confidence works, but don't overdo it.


Anyway, take comfort in knowing that in 30 years she'll be ugly, like all older women, and you'll be a charming, experienced guy, with a mid-life crisis, shagging 20 year old golddiggers!

Also, women come and go, porn is forever. So get yourself some ultra lube, download some Jenna Jameson and get busy!

perhaps my take on Alpha Males is wrong / different from most other people.
I consider Brian Eno to be an alpha male .. he is at the top of his tree and would be a good provider / valuable father - etc.

I think my classification system is jumbled up.

Angstrom wrote:perhaps my take on Alpha Males is wrong / different from most other people.
I consider Brian Eno to be an alpha male .. he is at the top of his tree and would be a good provider / valuable father - etc.

I think my classification system is jumbled up.

it's all just a matter of definitions...

i use more of an animal world definition wherein the alpha male is the strongest, most agressive male. i guess in the human world other types of succesfull males could be deemed alpha males as well.

It's great some of you guys have feelings you like expressing but come on

I mean, you're out and about kicking it and having fun and hopefully you'll meet a girl who's not to needy or can put up with your shit

you get married and go on with your life - it's not that complicated

If she dumps you or you dumb her then move on and keep doing what your doing

Seriously - but it's kind of weird to be sharing all this stuff to mainly a bunch a guys (some of whom probably just got done wh...never mind that but) - what if Carl Cox or Dave Clarke was reading this or someone like that

they'd be like - huh?


Just ball, kick it and be yourself, not the person she thinks you should be and things will work out - buy her shots of tequila (lots of tequila) and hook her up with a couple lines of blow and put a porno on and see what happens?


seriously

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what if Carl Cox or Dave Clarke was reading this or someone like that

Carl Cox would probably sobb like a little girl

djadonis206 wrote:- what if Carl Cox or Dave Clarke was reading this or someone like that

they'd be like - huh?

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what a bizarre thing to say.

You some how feel their opinions would mean more than any other?

guess that makes them the alpha males,.....