[JOKE] "Icing" (may be offensive)

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:34 pm

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:37 pm

Pitch Black wrote:A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Dyslexia found for cure

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:39 pm

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, a priest, and a rabbai walk into a bar.

The barman says "What is this? Some kinda joke?"

TranNgoc2010 · Post by **TranNgoc2010** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:54 pm

Hello, Tran with a joke

What do you call a 25 year old Asain woman?

A 12 year old American boy

TranNgoc2010 · Post by **TranNgoc2010** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:55 pm

Hello Tran once more, I am sorry i post so much on your thread

Here is the joke

There are 4 Catholic Priest in a room and one turns to the other and says where's the fifth?

computo · Post by **computo** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:03 am

wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:05 am

computo wrote:wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.

Yeah. But we watch american comedians.
Bring on chapelle already

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:19 am

You want tasteless?

What's white and goes up and down in a pram?

Michael Jackson's bottom.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:40 am

I think there's a porn video company called

Totally Tasteless - Letha Weapons is one of the actress's and she's pretty cool (kind of raunchy at times) but all around a wholesome girl

the other skants - make me feel dirty and ashamed

Only god will save me, none of you will for you all are the devil - go ye into the night and bring me a sandwhich

It's Friday, pay day and I'm djing a house party tomorrow night - it's on

mathew · Post by **mathew** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:42 am

computo wrote:wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.

Wow, Computo, you still not funny?

What was the weather like in iraq today?

Hot and Dusty.

roby · Post by **roby** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:20 am

Yo momma so ugly, her shadow quit

Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters land on her

roby · Post by **roby** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:30 am

One day an elephant and an ant went on a picnic. On the way they were having different all kinds of coversations. Suddenly out of nowhere a big bus came up to them and ran over the elephant.

The next day the elephant wakes up in the hospitial in a great deal of pain, on the bed next to him the ant was sitting and comforting the elephant he said "dont worry my friend i will give all my blood to you, and try to save you"

roby · Post by **roby** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:42 am

An army of ants have been roaming the jungle looking for food to no avail. Asuddenly the see an elephant standing, minding his own business. In a desperate attempt the ant commander tells his troops to go at the elephant and kill him so they can eat. Within minutes the elephant was completely covered with hungry ants trying to bite him with their little mouth. But the elephant with one violent shake threw them all on the floor except for one that was still hanging by his neck. Seeing this the ant commander sends one final yell "CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM!"

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:47 pm

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The little boy in the boot of my car.

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:01 pm

nolus wrote:a woman walked into bar and said

'I'd like a double entendre please'

so the barman gave her one!