Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:34 pm
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[JOKE] "Icing" (may be offensive)
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:37 pm
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:39 pm
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, a priest, and a rabbai walk into a bar.
The barman says "What is this? Some kinda joke?"
The barman says "What is this? Some kinda joke?"
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:54 pm
Hello, Tran with a joke
What do you call a 25 year old Asain woman?
A 12 year old American boy
What do you call a 25 year old Asain woman?
A 12 year old American boy
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:55 pm
Hello Tran once more, I am sorry i post so much on your thread
Here is the joke
There are 4 Catholic Priest in a room and one turns to the other and says where's the fifth?
Here is the joke
There are 4 Catholic Priest in a room and one turns to the other and says where's the fifth?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:03 am
wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:05 am
Yeah. But we watch american comedians.computo wrote:wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.
Bring on chapelle already
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:19 am
You want tasteless?
What's white and goes up and down in a pram?
Michael Jackson's bottom.
What's white and goes up and down in a pram?
Michael Jackson's bottom.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:40 am
I think there's a porn video company called
Totally Tasteless - Letha Weapons is one of the actress's and she's pretty cool (kind of raunchy at times) but all around a wholesome girl
the other skants - make me feel dirty and ashamed
Only god will save me, none of you will for you all are the devil - go ye into the night and bring me a sandwhich
It's Friday, pay day and I'm djing a house party tomorrow night - it's on
Totally Tasteless - Letha Weapons is one of the actress's and she's pretty cool (kind of raunchy at times) but all around a wholesome girl
the other skants - make me feel dirty and ashamed
Only god will save me, none of you will for you all are the devil - go ye into the night and bring me a sandwhich
It's Friday, pay day and I'm djing a house party tomorrow night - it's on
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:42 am
Wow, Computo, you still not funny?computo wrote:wow, thanks everyone, for proving that tastelessness is an international trait.
What was the weather like in iraq today?
Hot and Dusty.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:20 am
Yo momma so ugly, her shadow quit
Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters land on her
Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters land on her
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:30 am
One day an elephant and an ant went on a picnic. On the way they were having different all kinds of coversations. Suddenly out of nowhere a big bus came up to them and ran over the elephant.
The next day the elephant wakes up in the hospitial in a great deal of pain, on the bed next to him the ant was sitting and comforting the elephant he said "dont worry my friend i will give all my blood to you, and try to save you"
The next day the elephant wakes up in the hospitial in a great deal of pain, on the bed next to him the ant was sitting and comforting the elephant he said "dont worry my friend i will give all my blood to you, and try to save you"
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:42 am
An army of ants have been roaming the jungle looking for food to no avail. Asuddenly the see an elephant standing, minding his own business. In a desperate attempt the ant commander tells his troops to go at the elephant and kill him so they can eat. Within minutes the elephant was completely covered with hungry ants trying to bite him with their little mouth. But the elephant with one violent shake threw them all on the floor except for one that was still hanging by his neck. Seeing this the ant commander sends one final yell "CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM!" 
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:47 pm
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the boot of my car.
The little boy in the boot of my car.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:01 pm
nolus wrote:a woman walked into bar and said
'I'd like a double entendre please'
so the barman gave her one!
