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Damn - I wish I'd thought to leave my handle at 666 posts...

I could've re-joined with a new name and could have left behind all my embarrassing noob questions from years gone by...

b0unce wrote:=)

dearey you forgot the other bracket, although I dont know what (=) means either - equal to what?

i'm not used to all this internet thingy

Patch wrote:Damn - I wish I'd thought to leave my handle at 666 posts...

I could've re-joined with a new name and could have left behind all my embarrassing noob questions from years gone by...

I did leave my handle at 666 posts

and now I'm damned for all eternity to keep posting

666 seems to shine in my fond memories - if only I'd listened to my gut instincts. if only.

everlasting life will be granted to the shaven ape who can identify me

Jesus Christ wrote:...shaven ape....

that's me out

ooh if I'd known our lord would be in I'd've had me hair done!

forge wrote:

Patch wrote:Damn - I wish I'd thought to leave my handle at 666 posts...

I could've re-joined with a new name and could have left behind all my embarrassing noob questions from years gone by...

I did leave my handle at 666 posts

and now I'm damned for all eternity to keep posting

666 seems to shine in my fond memories - if only I'd listened to my gut instincts. if only.

Nearly 6000....
Jesus, I don't even want to catch up

That top 10 posters list is sooo damn funny.
If you calculate the average time of a post (reading included), then you would probably come to 10 minutes.
Now mulitply that with the postcount...
In forge's case = 41.666667 days

hoffman2k wrote:

forge wrote:

Patch wrote:Damn - I wish I'd thought to leave my handle at 666 posts...

I could've re-joined with a new name and could have left behind all my embarrassing noob questions from years gone by...

I did leave my handle at 666 posts

and now I'm damned for all eternity to keep posting

666 seems to shine in my fond memories - if only I'd listened to my gut instincts. if only.

Nearly 6000....
Jesus, I don't even want to catch up

That top 10 posters list is sooo damn funny.
If you calculate the average time of a post (reading included), then you would probably come to 10 minutes.
Now mulitply that with the postcount...
In forge's case = 41.666667 days

sheesh....only 41 and 2/3rds days?? i could go without food that long.

well jesus did at least, didnt you jesus? (he's hanging around here at the moment)

waaaiit, people are changing their names around here?

forge wrote:
sheesh....only 41 and 2/3rds days??

Well. I did take the average of 10 minutes per post.
That does not include deleted or edited posts. Posts on other forums. And the fact that a post sometimes could take up to an hour. Which would probably kick the average up to 20 minutes. If not more...

Man I'm glad that i decided to go back to "school". It's a whole different experience if you're a customer compared to a student

Tuffy McFucklebee wrote:waaaiit, people are changing their names around here?

ooh you sound like a good strong man. Me husband's missing you know?

hoffman2k wrote: That does not include deleted or edited posts. Posts on other forums. And the fact that a post sometimes could take up to an hour. Which would probably kick the average up to 20 minutes. If not more...

or posts under another name!

People who change their names all the time are like people who grow beards

they have something to hide

people who use pre-fab loops are un-original fags.

people who use pre-fab loops are un-original fags.

Have to say I agree with this.

Recently changed my name. Not that you lot would have noticed as I didn't post that often and didn't like my old name anyway. I intend on taking a much more active role in the forum under my new alias (and new job) - doubt I'll be giving forge any competition though!

Thanks to any of you who have helped me via this forum in the past, (knowingly or otherwise).

M