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Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:01 pm**

That Flickr page has been making the rounds for some time now. From what I understand, it was a stripper party. They're all strippers, so the point of objectification is a weak one IMO.

Personally, I'm not that impressed; too much Tupperware, if you know what I mean...

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:13 pm**

Sinners

read this

and
then
view the photo's of the harlots

Jesus has spoken through me right now

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:30 pm**

djadonis206 wrote:Jesus isn't funny either.

I dunno, I think jesus had to be funny when needed. He must have laughed himself.

In the gospels, Jesus says, "It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" (Matthew 19:24).

That's funny.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:30 pm**

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:37 pm**

Is that you DKF?

He looks pretty San Fransisco'ish

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:43 pm**

This thread is mighty interesting....

oh my, who is that guy? He has been in that room too long working on live 6 beta....

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:46 pm**

That's Jesus, catch the Israeli flag, the beard and tube of Holy Colgate?
He said he was just doing research for a paper about the relative size of the female areola and the suffrage movement of the early 21st century. I followed his work closely in college, he was quite the mentor, great at parties, water into wine, grass into 'grass'. Not so great with the ladies though, the joke was that the second coming is a myth.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:50 pm**

I heard he hung out with prositutes, that's bad news.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:51 pm**

Uh oh !

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:53 pm**

glu wrote:I heard he hung out with prositutes, that's bad news.

He also said his mom was a virgin.

The kid was confused, I think he learned everything he knew about sex from watching Teletubbies.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:56 pm**

What if Jesus was a raging alcoholic crack head who was addicted to porn and gambling

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:59 pm**

djadonis206 wrote:What if Jesus was a raging alcoholic crack head who was addicted to porn and gambling

Then he'd be a Baptist!

Actually that cloud formation in the pic above looks like an alcoholic crackhead passing out on the sidewalk.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:02 pm**

Oh and he has herpes

Syke

This is f'd up - first I use his name in vain

then I say he has herpes

think I'm going to get into the new place I'm looking at?

HA!

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:04 pm**

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