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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:33 pm
by knotkranky
Yeah, Chavez is funny. Even his U.N. buddies called him entertaining yesterday, so they don't take him seriously. Nobody does.
This is funny
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3&q=chavez
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:39 pm
by glu
I like that nickname... Mr. Danger...
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:54 pm
by ashadowman
I read that out loud and turned my cat into a newt, how do I undo the spell?
a newt?
Well I got better........hilarious
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:27 am
by knotkranky
yeah, me too. Mr. Danger makes good sense.
We gotta change it to Bush n crossbones though.
Imagine this on all chemical products.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:53 am
by jackmazzotti
cosmosuave wrote:Shit I thought this was about that cute elephant with the big ears....

well the red shirt is right as least
but the mouse should be riding a donkey
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:57 am
by jackmazzotti
subterFUSE wrote:knotkranky wrote:The U.N. address by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has had an unexpected impact — on the best seller lists of Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.com.
At the start of his talk Wednesday, during which Chavez referred to President Bush as "the devil," Chavez held up a book by Noam Chomsky, "Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance," and recommended it to everyone in the General Assembly, as well as to the American people.
"The people of the United States should read this ... instead of the watching Superman movies," Chavez later told reporters.
maybe this should have been called the dumbos that come to america and the naive that believe them

Chavez said he was sorry he didn't get to meet Chomsky before he died.... but Chomsky isn't even dead.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:59 am
by DeadlyKungFu
the mouse should be riding a donkey
True, it's not like 'the elephant' to help out the little people, move foward and make people happy.
We need a Mac vs. PC crossed with a liberal vs. conservative 4 way flamefest.
Any Mac using neo-cons want to get it started?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:21 am
by forge
DeadlyKungFu wrote:dm_hawk wrote:vae vobis scribae et Pharisaei hypocritae quia similes estis sepulchris dealbatis quae a foris parent hominibus speciosa intus vero plena sunt ossibus mortuorum et omni spurcitia
I read that out loud and turned my cat into a newt, how do I undo the spell?
/
I was going to make a very similar joke to that
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:25 am
by jackmazzotti
DeadlyKungFu wrote:the mouse should be riding a donkey
True, it's not like 'the elephant' to help out the little people, move foward and make people happy.
We need a Mac vs. PC crossed with a liberal vs. conservative 4 way flamefest.
Any Mac using neo-cons want to get it started?
which is why good ole uncle hugo is here to help everyone out
he really cares about you and all of the poor of the world
i heard he is visiting calcutta next to take over where Mother Teresa left off
thats what all dictators do
that is how terminally dumb people are today
a nut job dictator sets up an event to "help the poor" and every bumbling dense headed idiot in the world will believes that is what he is really trying to do
how stupid and gullible can you people be
how many stupid pills can you peolpe eat in one day
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:46 am
by jamesp
subterFUSE wrote:
Chavez said he was sorry he didn't get to meet Chomsky before he died.... but Chomsky isn't even dead.

That's pretty funny if it's true.
Where did you read it? I didn't see it in his "el Diablo" speech.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:54 am
by muscleandhate
jackmazzotti wrote:DeadlyKungFu wrote:the mouse should be riding a donkey
True, it's not like 'the elephant' to help out the little people, move foward and make people happy.
We need a Mac vs. PC crossed with a liberal vs. conservative 4 way flamefest.
Any Mac using neo-cons want to get it started?
which is why good ole uncle hugo is here to help everyone out
he really cares about you and all of the poor of the world
i heard he is visiting calcutta next to take over where Mother Teresa left off
thats what all dictators do
that is how terminally dumb people are today
a nut job dictator sets up an event to "help the poor" and every bumbling dense headed idiot in the world will believes that is what he is really trying to do
how stupid and gullible can you people be
how many stupid pills can you peolpe eat in one day
No one believes he is not a self-publicist, he has his own poltical agenda no doubt and I think he is incredibly, if not dangerously, egotistical. Whilst you say he is a dictator, he is in power squarely because of a democratic process, he is popular with the people. Like I said, whether or not you believe he is helping the poor out of some deep rooted belief in altruistic notions or that he has realised he can compound his political legecy by having attractive policies to the starving masses can not subract from the fact that he
is doing something positive. If you look at his opposition, what do they want? They simply reflect the core interests of big business and the private sector, profit before people above all else. Western democratic models and their doped citizens believe they are in a meaningful democratic process through constant and extremely well crafted propaganda. What really exists, especially in the US is a top-down model of democracy whereby the people have no meaningful decision over public policy. The interests of the Government are purely structured around the accumiliation of capital in the hands of a few, not about what's good for the people, welfare, the enviroment etc. The American revolution has been a perverted one indeed.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:54 am
by forge
muscleandhate wrote:jackmazzotti wrote:DeadlyKungFu wrote:
True, it's not like 'the elephant' to help out the little people, move foward and make people happy.
We need a Mac vs. PC crossed with a liberal vs. conservative 4 way flamefest.
Any Mac using neo-cons want to get it started?
which is why good ole uncle hugo is here to help everyone out
he really cares about you and all of the poor of the world
i heard he is visiting calcutta next to take over where Mother Teresa left off
thats what all dictators do
that is how terminally dumb people are today
a nut job dictator sets up an event to "help the poor" and every bumbling dense headed idiot in the world will believes that is what he is really trying to do
how stupid and gullible can you people be
how many stupid pills can you peolpe eat in one day
No one believes he is not a self-publicist, he has his own poltical agenda no doubt and I think he is incredibly, if not dangerously, egotistical. Whilst you say he is a dictator, he is in power squarely because of a democratic process, he is popular with the people. Like I said, whether or not you believe he is helping the poor out of some deep rooted belief in altruistic notions or that he has realised he can compound his political legecy by having attractive policies to the starving masses can not subract from the fact that he
is doing something positive. If you look at his opposition, what do they want? They simply reflect the core interests of big business and the private sector, profit before people above all else. Western democratic models and their doped citizens believe they are in a meaningful democratic process through constant and extremely well crafted propaganda. What really exists, especially in the US is a top-down model of democracy whereby the people have no meaningful decision over public policy. The interests of the Government are purely structured around the accumiliation of capital in the hands of a few, not about what's good for the people, welfare, the enviroment etc. The American revolution has been a perverted one indeed.
well put
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:04 am
by jackmazzotti
forge wrote:muscleandhate wrote:jackmazzotti wrote:
which is why good ole uncle hugo is here to help everyone out
he really cares about you and all of the poor of the world
i heard he is visiting calcutta next to take over where Mother Teresa left off
thats what all dictators do
that is how terminally dumb people are today
a nut job dictator sets up an event to "help the poor" and every bumbling dense headed idiot in the world will believes that is what he is really trying to do
how stupid and gullible can you people be
how many stupid pills can you peolpe eat in one day
No one believes he is not a self-publicist, he has his own poltical agenda no doubt and I think he is incredibly, if not dangerously, egotistical. Whilst you say he is a dictator, he is in power squarely because of a democratic process, he is popular with the people. Like I said, whether or not you believe he is helping the poor out of some deep rooted belief in altruistic notions or that he has realised he can compound his political legecy by having attractive policies to the starving masses can not subract from the fact that he
is doing something positive. If you look at his opposition, what do they want? They simply reflect the core interests of big business and the private sector, profit before people above all else. Western democratic models and their doped citizens believe they are in a meaningful democratic process through constant and extremely well crafted propaganda. What really exists, especially in the US is a top-down model of democracy whereby the people have no meaningful decision over public policy. The interests of the Government are purely structured around the accumiliation of capital in the hands of a few, not about what's good for the people, welfare, the enviroment etc. The American revolution has been a perverted one indeed.
well put
so i guess if hitler gave gave jews an ice cream sunday before he gassed them he would be considered kind and charitable
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:16 am
by anti-banausic
jackmazzotti wrote:forge wrote:muscleandhate wrote:
No one believes he is not a self-publicist, he has his own poltical agenda no doubt and I think he is incredibly, if not dangerously, egotistical. Whilst you say he is a dictator, he is in power squarely because of a democratic process, he is popular with the people. Like I said, whether or not you believe he is helping the poor out of some deep rooted belief in altruistic notions or that he has realised he can compound his political legecy by having attractive policies to the starving masses can not subract from the fact that he is doing something positive. If you look at his opposition, what do they want? They simply reflect the core interests of big business and the private sector, profit before people above all else. Western democratic models and their doped citizens believe they are in a meaningful democratic process through constant and extremely well crafted propaganda. What really exists, especially in the US is a top-down model of democracy whereby the people have no meaningful decision over public policy. The interests of the Government are purely structured around the accumiliation of capital in the hands of a few, not about what's good for the people, welfare, the enviroment etc. The American revolution has been a perverted one indeed.
well put
so i guess if hitler gave gave jews an ice cream sunday before he gassed them he would be considered kind and charitable
Dude, I think you missed the point.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:45 am
by rtopia
jamesp wrote:subterFUSE wrote:
Chavez said he was sorry he didn't get to meet Chomsky before he died.... but Chomsky isn't even dead.

That's pretty funny if it's true.
Where did you read it? I didn't see it in his "el Diablo" speech.
I think he really meant say that he wished he woulda met Chomsky before his ideology went dead.
- r